Retrosexual - COMBATSEXUALS

[majeskyb]

Originally posted by OneManArmy:

A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except officers above 2nd Lt) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.

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Hey, are there any other military in here that understand this one (the part about offering the seat to an officer as long as they aren't 1LT or higher). But this is awesome. Everything in the retro-sexual is 100% needed [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img]

[pontiac nino]

A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can - or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.

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[camaronat]

A-men!!

I'm with Ian, the only -sexual should be hetero.

Otherwise, [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img]

[camaronat]

Oh, and Down with the Crab People!!!!

[95Batmobile]

I am a blondewithhugetitsandanicetightasssexual [img]smile.gif[/img]

[camaronat]

I am a blondewithhugetitsandanicetightasssexual

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] I guess that counts too [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] . If we are getting specific, I would have to be a jessicaalbasexual. She is [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] .

[RancidCamaro]

I have an addition to the list -

Grunts and moans are meant for heavy lifting and losses of flesh/bodyparts - not the bedroom or movie theaters.

Example:

I lift your big *** mom off the sofa so I can watch football, and that requires a manly grunt.

However, if she expects me to moan later in the bedroom, she can shut up and DEAL WITH IT.

[camaronat]

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] I second that.

[ravenp]

Originally posted by LD:
it's called tim the tool man taylor
:D
btw it's not a competition

YES! He is my hero [img]smile.gif[/img]