THE ART OF TAKING A PEE

[OrangeBird]

Originally posted by LD:

> I have found the only effective maneuver to deal with this morning
> urinary
> dilemma is to assume the flying superman position laying over the toilet
> seat.
>
> This takes a great deal of practice, perfect balance, and split time
> precision but it's the only sure way to get all the pee in the bowl
> during the
> first morning pee.
>
> ~Author Unknown~

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[mattsv6]

my morning poop is even better. i heart a tall cup of coffee dark with sugar, a nice gun or car magazine, and a big dump too start the day.

o yea, and a nice smoke after also jsut too make my morning complete!

[95Batmobile]

I wake up with, as Farva would say, a "raging mega huge boner" most morning if I have to pee or not [img]tongue.gif[/img] Get out of bed and look down and ur like "damn I can't play right now, I gotta get ready for school..."

[98v6]

lol, so what's the etiquette on boners? do i roll over and dig a hole for it, or let my flag fly?

[95Batmobile]

Originally posted by 98v6:
lol, so what's the etiquette on boners? do i roll over and dig a hole for it, or let my flag fly?

^^^^^^
I would also like to know this, being that I will be living with a girl in about 3 weeks [img]smile.gif[/img]
I am thinking about going along the "I don't give a ****" route and if she see's me walking to the bathroom in the morning with the pelvic punisher ready for action... then so be it.

[Zell]

I spend time with a girl on the weekends and can't salute in the morning because of all the "saluting" the previous night. Good thing cause then you have to stand like 2 yards away from the bowl and do the rainbow tinkle. But women have to sympathize with the fact that it's just not as easy to aim as it would seem.

[Camarorulz]

Maybe its just because its 3:30 am, but that made me laugh my *** off. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] good one!

I live with a girl and thankfully I don't have that problem.

[Shelley]

Just pee in the sink. Hard-on or not, the sink is waste level and has a pretty good surface of peeable area.

[BLLDOGG]

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