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    "Hello, 911? Yeah, it's Quagmire... Nope, it's in a padlock this time."
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    I'll bet he was banging his "friend's" girlfriend.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by MTMike:
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      "Hello, 911? Yeah, it's Quagmire... Nope, it's in a padlock this time."
      Buahaha. I just saw that episode.
      <a href=\"http://pics.projectpredator.com/thumbnails.php?album=16\" target=\"_blank\">2003 Zinc Yellow Mustang GT</a> 1 of 701<br />ET : TBD<br />But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun! Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which... makes t

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      • #4
        I would not want to be the locksmith that removed that lock
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        • #5
          That sux lol.
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          • #6
            he tryed to use a hack-saw?! [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] i dont think id ever take a saw that close to my uhh area.
            1998 bright red camaro ,M5 ,Y87 ,stock<br /><br />Originally posted by Rune:<br />If it smells like a turd and looks like a turd, chances are its probably not a candy bar.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by loser:
              he tryed to use a hack-saw?! [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] i dont think id ever take a saw that close to my uhh area.
              "Hey Bob, can I borrow your die grinder?"
              <a href=\"http://pics.projectpredator.com/thumbnails.php?album=16\" target=\"_blank\">2003 Zinc Yellow Mustang GT</a> 1 of 701<br />ET : TBD<br />But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun! Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which... makes t

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              • #8
                the hospital said he had no lasting injury
                That's because they must've known the dude's name wasn'tgoing to be released.

                Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident
                It was Bush's fault :rolleyes: [img]tongue.gif[/img]

                "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
                secretly hiding the fact that he did his own "Something about Mary" bathroom scene. franks & beans, franks & beans!!!
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                • #9
                  [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by camaro_speedemon:
                    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by loser:
                    he tryed to use a hack-saw?! [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] i dont think id ever take a saw that close to my uhh area.
                    "Hey Bob, can I borrow your die grinder?" </font>[/QUOTE]What about the torch.

                    Gigitty gigitty.
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                    • #11
                      heh heh... awwwright
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                      • #12
                        why did it take him 2 weeks to get if off.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kristen:
                          why did it take him 2 weeks to get if off.
                          some people have different ways toi get their freak on. In this case, he couldn't get it off.
                          1978 Formula 461 in progress of being built :rock:
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                          • #14
                            2 weeks with the weight of a padlock hang'n from them will stretch your sack to the ground. im suprised his testies werent look'n like Van Wilder's Dog's...

                            hahaha
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tyler:
                              2 weeks with the weight of a padlock hang'n from them will stretch your sack to the ground. im suprised his testies werent look'n like Van Wilder's Dog's...

                              hahaha
                              [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] omg that was good. i was thinking the same thing, you'd think i'd kill. 2 weeks is a long time.
                              1998 bright red camaro ,M5 ,Y87 ,stock<br /><br />Originally posted by Rune:<br />If it smells like a turd and looks like a turd, chances are its probably not a candy bar.

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