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    Is this a valid excuse for missing class?

    I came home today instead of going to my Classics 160 class because I had to take a big ****.

    Right after I ate lunch, I was like "oh man, this can't wait a couple hours until I will be home."

    Funny, I was reading about turds last night, and now, I too must "evacuate deliciously".
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    jesus


    *singing* Real men of ge- ee- ee-nius *singing*

    Mr. Gotta take a **** and skip class man, I salute you.

    *singing* ohwhoao-o-o *singing*

    *singing* mr. gotta take a **** and skip cla-a-asss man *singing*
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    • #3
      a valid excuse? no.

      unless of course, your large instestine was attempting to force itself out of you and you needed medicall attention. THAT would be a valid excuse.
      \'98 Camaro - SOLD<br />Best E/T: 15.489 @ 86.48 MPH<br />60\': 2.131<br /><a href=\"http://members.cardomain.com/skorpion317\" target=\"_blank\">members.cardomain.com/skorpion317 </a><br />1998 Saturn SL2<br />Official <a href=\"http://www.njdisturbance.com\" target=\"_blank\">NJ Disturbance</a> bracket racer

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      • #4
        thats funny $hit ;)

        i think its good enough but i dont think your teacher will think so [img]tongue.gif[/img]
        2000 3.8 A4 Pewter Camaro

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        • #5
          Ask your teacher... hell I have let peopel girls miss work or go home early cuz they had a horrid case of the sh|ts... [img]smile.gif[/img]

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          • #6
            You had to go home to take a dump?

            You remind me of finch from american pie. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
            -1999 Camaro Coupe 3800 Series II V6 A4 - SOLD<br />-1998 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP coupe

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            • #7
              I heard Bat's was prairie dogging it. :D
              ---Niño---<br /><i>95\' silver 5 spd</i>

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              • #8
                That's fuggin dumb.
                Matt<br />2000 Firebird<br /><br /><a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com/forums/index.php?\" target=\"_blank\">FullThrottleV6.com</a>

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Fredless:
                  You remind me of finch from american pie. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
                  [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
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                  • #10
                    I asked him why he didn't just dump his load on campus, and he said he can't do the doo on campus.

                    It is my opinion that crapping/burping/farting/drooling/scratching in public places that may or may not be concealed makes you more of a man.
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