Would you plunge a girl's turds?

[hawgs]

girls dont fart poop or pee right?

[faelyur]

that's the problem with women.. they use an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe.. i say 7 squares MAX is all you need. if you get real good at wiping you can get it down to only 4 or 5 squares. it's a science.

[95Batmobile]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Woke up this morning, had to pee in the shower cause the toilet was not de-turded.
Came back from class just now, its clean as a whistle!
I didn't have to plunge the turds! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hawgs... I wish that were the case :( Life would be so much easier..

[pontiac nino]

Originally posted by ReodDai:
Yea man I've gotten a good 8 flushes in one sitting once.

Good lord! You must literally sh!t bricks. :eek:

My sympathy goes out to you. :(


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[ReodDai]

Originally posted by faelyur:
that's the problem with women.. they use an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe.. i say 7 squares MAX is all you need. if you get real good at wiping you can get it down to only 4 or 5 squares. it's a science.

1 square.. thats all you need.. thats all I got. Problem is you damn near have to be an Oragami Master to make it work sometimes.

[95Batmobile]

Originally posted by pontiac nino:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ReodDai:
Yea man I've gotten a good 8 flushes in one sitting once.

Good lord! You must literally sh!t bricks. :eek:

My sympathy goes out to you. :(


[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]I have a picture of some turd this dude left in the toilet, it was about that size! I don't know how it came out of a human butthole, it was HUGE! We flushed it... didn't even move! Took like 4 flushes until it finally eroded and broke in half and went down in pieces LOL

Originally posted by ReodDai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by faelyur:
that's the problem with women.. they use an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe.. i say 7 squares MAX is all you need. if you get real good at wiping you can get it down to only 4 or 5 squares. it's a science.

1 square.. thats all you need.. thats all I got. Problem is you damn near have to be an Oragami Master to make it work sometimes. </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
Oragami Master [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
I could not wipe my sphincter with 4 or 5 sheets of TP... not humanly possible for me. I use like 8 per wipe!
All though the best piece of *** I ever got was when my finger ripped thru the toilet paper.

[ellik]

I dont know about 1 square, but you dont need 3 feet of the stuff either.
And women and toilet paper... I dont know what the hell they do with it. My house, its just me and my wife. My um... daily schedule... puts me on the pot once a day at about 11:30 in the morning, unless I eat something pretty nasty. That means 5 out of 7 days I do #2 at work. Total, I figure I use maybe +/- 30 squares of toilet paper per week from home (mexican food or chicken wings aside). HOWEVER, we go through a roll almost every other day!! where the HELL does it go?

[token sebring]

Originally posted by ellik:
I dont know about 1 square, but you dont need 3 feet of the stuff either.
And women and toilet paper... I dont know what the hell they do with it. My house, its just me and my wife. My um... daily schedule... puts me on the pot once a day at about 11:30 in the morning, unless I eat something pretty nasty. That means 5 out of 7 days I do #2 at work. Total, I figure I use maybe +/- 30 squares of toilet paper per week from home (mexican food or chicken wings aside). HOWEVER, we go through a roll almost every other day!! where the HELL does it go?

we have to use a couple of sheets every single time we go to the bathroom - men don't... plus when there are, erm, things to be discarded that men don't want to see, we wrap them up in a whole bunch of TP...

plus, we're just a little neurotic with the wiping I guess [img]smile.gif[/img] ... but you won't find skid marks on women's underwear.... ever... even with thongs ;)

[fbirdgt01]

Originally posted by token sebring:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ellik:
I dont know about 1 square, but you dont need 3 feet of the stuff either.
And women and toilet paper... I dont know what the hell they do with it. My house, its just me and my wife. My um... daily schedule... puts me on the pot once a day at about 11:30 in the morning, unless I eat something pretty nasty. That means 5 out of 7 days I do #2 at work. Total, I figure I use maybe +/- 30 squares of toilet paper per week from home (mexican food or chicken wings aside). HOWEVER, we go through a roll almost every other day!! where the HELL does it go?

we have to use a couple of sheets every single time we go to the bathroom - men don't... plus when there are, erm, things to be discarded that men don't want to see, we wrap them up in a whole bunch of TP...

plus, we're just a little neurotic with the wiping I guess [img]smile.gif[/img] ... but you won't find skid marks on women's underwear.... ever... even with thongs ;) </font>[/QUOTE]And jamie says it with poise!!!! It's the truth guys! take it for what it's worth. Her shat isn't any different than ur shat... so just plunge it!!! LOL

[Everglades W68]

1.6 GPF toilets are awful - get a Toto GMAX.

http://www.totousa.com/toto/admin/up...chure/gmax.pdf

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[95Batmobile]

Originally posted by Everglades W68:
1.6 GPF toilets are awful - get a Toto GMAX.

http://www.totousa.com/toto/admin/up...chure/gmax.pdf

Powerful Performance
It’s time you took advantage of
our strength. Introducing the
G-Max system from TOTO.

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Those things could handle a pack of JETS or BILLS fans after eating chili watching the Sunday game!

[Jason]

we have to use a couple of sheets every single time we go to the bathroom - men don't... plus when there are, erm, things to be discarded that men don't want to see, we wrap them up in a whole bunch of TP...

plus, we're just a little neurotic with the wiping I guess [img]smile.gif[/img] ... but you won't find skid marks on women's underwear.... ever... even with thongs ;)

Ya if I ever pulled a chicks undies down and saw a skidmark...Oh jeez I might die from the shock/horror. This is gonna sound gay..but the whole baby wipes thing..it works for adults too. You wipe like normal...then use a baby wipe as "PRECAUTIONARY" skidmark control.