Would you plunge a girl's turds?

[95Batmobile]

This is a very serious question.
I was talking to MustangEater and we were talking about clogged toilets.
This is how the conversation went:
Psykopig16: ****in roommate clogged the toilet lol
Psykopig16: that is so effin disgusting
Psykopig16: how does a girl clog the toilet?!!!!
MustangEater82: BUHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MustangEater82: she is sounds hot right now
Psykopig16: LMAO
Psykopig16: **** man
Psykopig16: i opened the lid to pee
MustangEater82: are you 1st floor or higher?
Psykopig16: its clogged REALLY bad
Psykopig16: 1st floor
MustangEater82: I had one 3rd floor apartment and the plumbing was always messed up, then one day the first floor drains backed up and thy were flooded with ****water
Psykopig16: eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
MustangEater82: then the maint guy did something withsome pipe outside, we lost all water and there was a geyser of **** water on the side of the building, I am talking like turds and all
MustangEater82: like a turd just chilling on the sidewalk
Psykopig16: LMFAO
Psykopig16: there is a plunger in there
MustangEater82: I stayed at my girls palce a few days for that one
MustangEater82: girls don't know how to use plungers

So, with this in mind, would you plunge a girl's turds? The toilet is backed up and she didn't plunge it and I can't piss or **** until the ****in thing is de-turded, but I definately do not want to plunge that mother ****er.

So would you?

[MustangEater8251]

Say if you have to plunge the turds in the toilet, then you shoudl be able the turds in her pooper later.


hehe so finally learing the woes of how unattractive a female roomate can be...

Just bring it up as a joke, and guilt her into making you dinner one night.


Once after a night of drinking, I woke up, knocked on my female roomates door, asked if I coudl use her bathroom(we all had personal bathrooms in our rooms) she said ok, went in, puked my brains out, then apparently I tried to clean it up but splashing water from the sink on it. I later got up went to my room took a shower and passed out in my bed. She cleaned it up. Man I bought that girl dinner like 10 times. Was rough but what I did even though unconcsiously was pretty messed up.


Plunging a toilet, I see a at least her making ou dinner one night out of this.

[ July 14, 2004, 03:23 AM: Message edited by: MustangEater8251 ]

[L32Projekt]

I'm the first "favor" asker asker [img]tongue.gif[/img] Behind Mustang, of course... :D

[Flowbee V6]

Just be a man and plunge that ****, but then make her feel guilty later on

I hate *****es that crap and just shut the lid without doing a double check. I ALWAYS double check

[95Batmobile]

Well it is kind of embarassing for a girl ya know?
So I don't know if this needs to be spoken about LOL
And after seeing what came out of her *** I don't know if I want to put my weiner there LOL
if it was enough to clog the toilet like that it might get hungry again and eat my dick.

[L32Projekt]

Originally posted by Flowbee V6:
Just be a man and plunge that ****, but then make her feel guilty later on

I hate *****es that crap and just shut the lid without doing a double check. I ALWAYS double check

YEAH! Like their crap don't clog or sumptin'! :D

[95Batmobile]

Originally posted by L32Projekt:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Flowbee V6:
Just be a man and plunge that ****, but then make her feel guilty later on

I hate *****es that crap and just shut the lid without doing a double check. I ALWAYS double check

YEAH! Like their crap don't clog or sumptin'! :D </font>[/QUOTE]It's called a courtesy flush!!!!!!!
Toilet can't flush all those turds and TP at the same time, gotta do a 1/2, even sometimes 1/4, 1/2, and 3/4 flush!!
LOL...

[ReodDai]

Yea man I've gotten a good 8 flushes in one sitting once.

[RancidCamaro]

Just keep using the toilet until she unclogs it. Eventually she'll either leave or clean it up.

[j_downey50]

Originally posted by RancidCamaro:
Just keep using the toilet until she unclogs it. Eventually she'll either leave or clean it up.

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[Machiavelli]

Girls dont ****.

[Shirl]

Sounds like she's a heavy wiper [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] prolly got a lot of toilet paper stuck in there and it didn't flush.. this is such a gay topic.. if you can't plunge a toilet like a man and deal with a little "poopy", how are you ever gonna deal with:

a. getting married to someone and dealing with life's little embarrassments
b. having a child and changing dirty diapers
c....the list goes on....and on....and on...

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[Shirl]

BTW, stop feeding her so much and you won't have this problem!!! [img]graemlins/slap.gif[/img]

[95Batmobile]

Originally posted by Shirl:
Sounds like she's a heavy wiper [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] prolly got a lot of toilet paper stuck in there and it didn't flush.. this is such a gay topic.. if you can't plunge a toilet like a man and deal with a little "poopy", how are you ever gonna deal with:

a. getting married to someone and dealing with life's little embarrassments
b. having a child and changing dirty diapers
c....the list goes on....and on....and on...

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Originally posted by Shirl:
BTW, stop feeding her so much and you won't have this problem!!! [img]graemlins/slap.gif[/img]

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Yeah there is a bunch of TP in there! Not even I have clogged a toilet with only poop, its always the TP that gets ya..
It's one thing to deal with your wife's turds, or the turds of your child, but she is neither of those two! LOL

I guess it is my fault, I made her a nice dinner last night hahahaha

Sigh... guess I'll plunge the turds when I get back from class...

Next time she needs to leave me a little note or something, "Josh, I wouldn't lift this toilet lid if I were you." That is all that needed to be said!

[Shirl]

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