Funny Lines

[OrangeBird]

Post em if you got em ....funny quotes, monologues, and lines from movies, cartoons, TV shows or songs

Star Wars.
"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
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[staticpike]

Oceans 11 (new one)
"Don't think I don't owe you, I still remember that place, with that guy, and that thing we did" :D

[user1101]

Originally posted by staticpike:
Oceans 11 (new one)
"Don't think I don't owe you, I still remember that place, with that guy, and that thing we did" :D

And as i recall i think we both kinda liked it. And I said well that's one thing we've got.

[BobsSilverSix]

Howa bout "You just got f-ed in the a!"----South Park, Eric Cartman. Love that damn show.
-bob-

[Skapimp]

...and Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nominclature; Asian American, please.

The Big Lebowski

[Landon]

I want some crack rocks: Dave Chappelle

[Fear_Factor]

I'm droppin the hammer...

Days of Thunder

...it's in that one place that i put that one thing that one time.

Hackers

ill quit there i have so many its not even funny. lol

[RallyRed 98]

office space: PC load letter? WTF does that mean?

caddyshack: do you do drugs, danny?
every day, sir.
good.

don't play games with me, ty! put that steering wheel back where it belongs!

hang 'em high: when you hang a man, you better look at 'im!

[wannabe]

I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him anymore. I gotta tiptoe through the tulips with these a**holes. Takin' all of the fun... outta da job.

[98v6]

office space:

Naw man.

**** naw man.

I believe you'd get your *** kicked sayin somethin like that, man.

or that scene in orange county where jack black is getting interviewed by the fire marshal.

[Trunks]

confuscious say virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

confuscious say man who stand on toilet high on pot

confuscious say man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted

confuscious say elevator smell different to midgets

confuscious man who fart in church sit in own pew

supertroopers


Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Burger Kid: [Into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Burger Kid: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[Into mic]
Burger Kid: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
[to farva]
Burger Kid: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Burger Kid: It's only 25 cents and Look how much you get.
Thorny: look kid he dosen't want it.
Farva: I'll just take a litter of cola.
Burger Kid: [Into mic] litter-a-cola? do we sell litter-a-cola?
[to farva]
Burger Kid: what's a litter-a-cola?
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] litter is French for
[Grabs Burger kid by shirt]
Farva: give me my ****ing cola.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not.

Black Knight: Have at you.
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look.
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY.

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight: All right, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off.

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well I could stay a bit longer...

Theres alot more from this movie, but thats all i'll post right now

[ June 07, 2004, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Trunks ]

[V6Maniac]

That whole movies is a qoute lol.

[Silv6]

"But Mom, What about the final solution?!?!?!"
"Maybe if we put a upside down burning "T" in the rich black peoples yards, they will think it is Time to go".
"What do all rich black people hate.White Ghost"
"Cartman is still grounded for trying to anilate all the jews last week"
-South Park

[02PewterFirebird]

Super Troopers - "Got you good rookie biotch!"
Old School - "You're my boy blue"

[Camarolover98]

Austin Powers - "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!!!"

Con Air - "Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."