Funny Lines

[OrangeBird]

Originally posted by Camarolover98:

Con Air - "Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

LOL thats a sweet movie

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face]

Space Balls

[4thgenowner]

"License and registration, chicken ****er!"- Super Troopers

[massivefirebird]

The Breakfast Club

Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house.

-Son?
--Yeah dad?
-How's your day pal?
--Great dad, how's yours?
-Super. Say son, how'd ya like to go... fishing this weekend.
--Great dad... :( But I've got homework to do...
-That's alright son, you can do it on the boat.
--Gee!
-Dear, isn't our son swell?
---Yes dear. Isn't life swell?

[firebirdchick98]

"I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little more rockier than this, that John Denver is full of s***" - Dumb and Dumber

[Midknite_Bird]

Verbal: People say I talk too much. Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.
-The Usual Suspects

[nikon]

Confusious say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger

;)

[MustangEater8251]

LOL

Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood....
Sheriff: "YOU JUST SHOT AN UNARMED MAN!"
Clinkt: "Well.... he should have armed himself..."


Or best Family guy quote eva!

Peter: "Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.

(pause)

You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."

[V6Maniac]

Originally posted by MustangEater8251:

Or best Family guy quote eva!

Peter: "Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.

(pause)

You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."

I love that show, Family Guy is awesome.

[andrew.brandon]

serious and drunk
serious and high
serious and desprate
no way you are just serious
funny thread

[lostatlantis]

what about Futurama?

Bender: I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself (takes out a baseball bat)

[OrangeBird]

Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!
Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.
Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.


Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.

[Niky]

Meet the Parents : "What's wrong with saying bomb on a plane? Bomb, bomb bomb, bomb, bomb, ba bomb!"

Office Space : "Mother Sh*ter, Son of A**, B*ICH!"

[98BlackCamaro]

If I could rectie Supertoopers, it would be my quote. But here are a couple off the top of my head.

Farva: Sup bone didlies?
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Farva: Sup dirty dawgs?
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Thorn: Only you Farva, can make a dark man blush.