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Lets post some jokes...
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None....they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None....they all sit in the dark and cry.
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-Eric<br /><a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/id/mustangeater82\" target=\"_blank\">2000 NBM V6 Camaro 5-speed</a> T-top <i>converted</i><br /><b>14.467@95.45mph</b> <i>$0 in mods</i><br /><i>The member formerly known as MustangEater8251</i> -
Good job of stealing that from Becca's sig which I told her that one ;)Past Ride
1995 Firebird A4 3.8 Turbocharged -- 12.50 at 108
(If you dont know me, you haven't had a V6 long enough)
Current Ride
2006 Mitsubishi Evolution GSR
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I can see it now, this is some how going to get out of hand or racial....
But here is mine, kinda long.
A white guy and a black guy are talking in an elevator, the black guy says to the white guy, how do you always get the ladies? The white guy says, poetry it's all in the poetry. The black guy says ok, give me an example. The white guy replies, blondey blondey eyes so blue turn over baby and I will make sweet love to you. The guy goes ok I need to try this poetry $hit.
The next moring the get in the elvator and the black guy has a broken nose and a black eye. The white guy says D@mn dude what happened to you? The guy says man that poetry sh*t doesn't work... The white guys goes well what did you say? He replies nappy head nappy head eyes like a frog turn over baby and I'll f*(k you like a dog and she beat the sh*t outta me.
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[ August 13, 2005, 04:07 PM: Message edited by: FireFighter ]2005 Cavalier LS Sport M5<br /> <a href=\"http://members.cardomain.com/firefighter8615\" target=\"_blank\">http://members.cardomain.com/firefighter8615</a>Comment
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99% of jokes are stolen [img]smile.gif[/img]Originally posted by Shane:
Good job of stealing that from Becca's sig which I told her that one ;)
shoudl be happy it was worth stealing [img]smile.gif[/img]-Eric<br /><a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/id/mustangeater82\" target=\"_blank\">2000 NBM V6 Camaro 5-speed</a> T-top <i>converted</i><br /><b>14.467@95.45mph</b> <i>$0 in mods</i><br /><i>The member formerly known as MustangEater8251</i>Comment
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YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...
... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking *** on the autocross
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose-Rick<br /><br />Bright White \'95 Firebird Convertible 3.4L A4 - Flowmaster American Thunder Cat-back, Zexel Torsen Posi-traction, Black Checkered Stripes, Clear Corners, Misc. Appearance Mods.<br /> <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2077741\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2077741</a> <br /><br />AIM ID: AxSlaneComment
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haha theres like 9-10 on here ;)Originally posted by 95FirebirdConvertible:
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
Past Ride
1995 Firebird A4 3.8 Turbocharged -- 12.50 at 108
(If you dont know me, you haven't had a V6 long enough)
Current Ride
2006 Mitsubishi Evolution GSR
www.myspace.com/shane1015Comment
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haha theres like 9-10 on here ;) </font>[/QUOTE]My friend also (see I LOOOVE my car post), except his was a supercharger...Originally posted by Shane:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 95FirebirdConvertible:
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
<b><i>Don\'t Ever Judge Me</i></b><br /><a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/id/earnhardt132000\" target=\"_blank\">\'96 Firebird Y87 3.8L V6 5spd</a><br />--No mods as of yet, shoot me some ideas if ya want.<br />178,000 miles and countingComment
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So, Fu**ing true. just yesterday i see a 94-95 white accord riced out with some kind of meter on dash thats slightly smaller than the steering wheel. WTF ...either he is a ****head or his eyesight is really bad :DOriginally posted by 95FirebirdConvertible:
... your tach is bigger than your head
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dont take offense anyone..
Why are black people so fast??
the slow ones got caught.
im really not racists... i own a color tv96 Camaro M5. Dark metallic gree (?dont know the offical color name)<br />Home made Intake :: Headers, 3inch headers back to Flowmaster muffler :: spec stage 3 clutch Now installed, waiting for 3.42\'s and LSD next month<br /><a href=\"http://photobucket.com/albums/y192/RiceEatingCamaro/?action=view¤t=newcar.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">My Car</a> <br /><br />Totalled Car.<br /><a href=\"http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/k/sk8er305/\" target=\"_blank\">96 CamaroRS</a>Comment
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[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]Originally posted by Tyler:
im really not racists... i own a color tv95 Firebird<br /> <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/673250\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/673250</a> <br /> <a href=\"http://photobucket.com/albums/y217/andrewbrandon19/\" target=\"_blank\">http://photobucket.com/albums/y217/andrewbrandon19/</a> <br /><br />me on a good day------> <a href=\"http://communicatio.webblogg.se/images/wet_cat_113159625.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">linky</a>Comment
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maan i have some really bad jokes.. and im biting my fingers to stop me from posting them.
that last one about the color tv is my own thought up one.. NOBODY TAKE IT! ITS COPYWRITED!96 Camaro M5. Dark metallic gree (?dont know the offical color name)<br />Home made Intake :: Headers, 3inch headers back to Flowmaster muffler :: spec stage 3 clutch Now installed, waiting for 3.42\'s and LSD next month<br /><a href=\"http://photobucket.com/albums/y192/RiceEatingCamaro/?action=view¤t=newcar.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">My Car</a> <br /><br />Totalled Car.<br /><a href=\"http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/k/sk8er305/\" target=\"_blank\">96 CamaroRS</a>Comment
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You may have have made it up, but someone else has made it up before you. I've heard that joke years ago...Sorry to bust your b@llz.Originally posted by Tyler:
maan i have some really bad jokes.. and im biting my fingers to stop me from posting them.
that last one about the color tv is my own thought up one.. NOBODY TAKE IT! ITS COPYWRITED!-Rick<br /><br />Bright White \'95 Firebird Convertible 3.4L A4 - Flowmaster American Thunder Cat-back, Zexel Torsen Posi-traction, Black Checkered Stripes, Clear Corners, Misc. Appearance Mods.<br /> <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2077741\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2077741</a> <br /><br />AIM ID: AxSlaneComment
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the color tv isnnt your own... its actually old... but still a good oneIt\'s a beautiful life<br /><a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2035163\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2035163</a>Comment
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:DOriginally posted by cmartin99:
the color tv isnnt your own... its actually old... but still a good one2000 M5 Pewter Firebird [Monsoon stereo]<br /><a href=\"http://www.centerlinewheels.com/sub_wheel.php?mw_id=2\" target=\"_blank\">16\" Centerline Galaxy Wheels</a> . <a href=\"http://www.bfranker.badz28.com/headlightfix/\" target=\"_blank\">Headlight fix</a> . Under dash lighting . Dashmat . Headlight conversion<br />84k miles<br /><br /><a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/id/tucsonbird\" target=\"_blank\">Cardomain</a><br />Tucson, AZComment
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[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]i swear i made that one upOriginally posted by andrew.brandon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tyler:
im really not racists... i own a color tvRed 1998 Camaro 3.8<br />K&N and Home Depot<br />2 12\" JL W3v2 Subwoofers<br />-more audio stuff to come-Comment
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