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    last night, i'm driving down a road--35mph--taking my friend and her puppy downtown to go for a walk. on the way, some punk *** little kid rolls a pumpkin out into the road right in front of my car. there's absolutely no time to do anything, so i just hit it and keep going. there's pumpkin guts all over my underbody. most of it got baked, so my car smells like pumpkin pie now.

    then today...
    i used meguiar's scratch X and NXT wax on my car. it looked damn sexy! i go to fazoli's and get some dinner and i'm sitting in the parking lot eating it in my car and reading my book when i notice a seagull about 3 parking spaces over, just staring at me... i go back to eating and reading. couple minutes later, i glance over and it's sitting 2 spaces over. then in the space right next to me, still just watching me eat. waiting for food. after i eat the last bite, the bird squaks at me and takes off... moments later, the ****er ****s on my car.

    just wanted to ***** a little about how i can't keep my car looking nice. :mad:
    1996 Pontiac <a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com\" target=\"_blank\">Firebird</a> <br />Black, 3.8L A4

  • #2
    that's how it always happens... the world is your oyster, you're eating italian in a freshly waxed car, then a seagull takes a monster **** on your hood.

    it's happened a million times before.

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    • #3
      werd. this is definatly an example of how life sucks
      2000 3.8 A4 Pewter Camaro

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      • #4
        Murphy’s Law
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        • #5
          Yea that sucks I hate it when $h!t like that happens to my car but mmmmmmm pumpkin pie. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
          -Darin<br />1991 Red Firebird A4 (stock)<br />Alchol engineers some inject it we injest it.

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          • #6
            well you should've game him some food
            Red 1998 Camaro 3.8<br />K&N and Home Depot<br />2 12\" JL W3v2 Subwoofers<br />-more audio stuff to come-

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            • #7
              uhm? cover your car with saran wrap? [img]graemlins/stickpoke.gif[/img]
              99 WS6
              13.25@104.97 - Lid + soon to be more other stock items ;D

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              • #8
                did the pumpkin do any damage to your car at all?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by crasher:
                  did the pumpkin do any damage to your car at all?
                  yeah those ting are pritty hard lol
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                  4600 Stall for my ride to the mall :chug:
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                  • #10
                    Just use some Meguiar's Quick Detailer spray and soak down the crap, then use a paper tower (or soft cloth if you've got one available) to wipe it up. Should look good as new!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by crasher:
                      did the pumpkin do any damage to your car at all?
                      thank god, no. i did what i could and hit it with my tire, so it was pretty much all smushed and in chunks when i was driving over it lol.

                      Originally posted by L32Projekt:
                      Just use some Meguiar's Quick Detailer spray and soak down the crap, then use a paper tower (or soft cloth if you've got one available) to wipe it up. Should look good as new!
                      already did. [img]smile.gif[/img]
                      1996 Pontiac <a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com\" target=\"_blank\">Firebird</a> <br />Black, 3.8L A4

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                      • #12
                        Good man!
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                        • #13
                          Mmmmmm Pumpkin Pie!
                          96 Teal Firebird<br />Colchester, Essex, UK<br /><a href=\"http://www.centrestage.free-online.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\">www.centrestage.free-online.co.uk</a>

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                          • #14
                            Did you go back and kick that kids A$$? I would have smashed one over his head for that.

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                            • #15
                              [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] /\

                              current car- 95 Trans am- bolt ons, parked and collecting dust. why? because **** it

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