last night, i'm driving down a road--35mph--taking my friend and her puppy downtown to go for a walk. on the way, some punk *** little kid rolls a pumpkin out into the road right in front of my car. there's absolutely no time to do anything, so i just hit it and keep going. there's pumpkin guts all over my underbody. most of it got baked, so my car smells like pumpkin pie now.
then today...
i used meguiar's scratch X and NXT wax on my car. it looked damn sexy! i go to fazoli's and get some dinner and i'm sitting in the parking lot eating it in my car and reading my book when i notice a seagull about 3 parking spaces over, just staring at me... i go back to eating and reading. couple minutes later, i glance over and it's sitting 2 spaces over. then in the space right next to me, still just watching me eat. waiting for food. after i eat the last bite, the bird squaks at me and takes off... moments later, the ****er ****s on my car.
just wanted to ***** a little about how i can't keep my car looking nice. :mad:
then today...
i used meguiar's scratch X and NXT wax on my car. it looked damn sexy! i go to fazoli's and get some dinner and i'm sitting in the parking lot eating it in my car and reading my book when i notice a seagull about 3 parking spaces over, just staring at me... i go back to eating and reading. couple minutes later, i glance over and it's sitting 2 spaces over. then in the space right next to me, still just watching me eat. waiting for food. after i eat the last bite, the bird squaks at me and takes off... moments later, the ****er ****s on my car.
just wanted to ***** a little about how i can't keep my car looking nice. :mad:
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