New gas saving device increases MPG by 90%!!

[MTMike]

Genius

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

[98Camaro3.8]

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[dmw319]

hahaha

[95FirebirdConvertible]

I'll make sure I tell all the import guys at work about this, they might be interested.

[maxcamaro]

people actually bidding on it...

[Predator Bird]

Originally posted by maxcamaro:
people actually bidding on it...

my thoughts exactly

[Fbody3400]

Hahaha thats great that he is gonna make money off that.

[V8 Killer]

LMFAO!

[vanbibber]

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[kala]

Since everyone on this board doen't have ebay id(without id you can't see the ques. and ans) i am posting the questions asked here. Funny as he** ....OMG.....20,946 hits ....wow

Q: this is an amazing product. but i was wondering if you had anything that will help me to reduce emissions while i'm saving fuel? thanks, -DeXteR
Aug-19-05
A: This product will make your car more hippie friendly by producing less crap as it burns less fuel!



Q: Is it patented ? Cause there's some true market for such a device !
Aug-19-05
A: Patent pending !!



Q: Let me guess, is the car in the picture a, Maxima?
Aug-19-05
A: Yes, a Maxima 1996 SE Manual owned by one of the cofounders of DETGEP Enterprises.



Q: How much will I save on brake fluid if I put that amasing device under brake pedal?
Aug-19-05
A: You will save 100% of EVERYTHING and maybe create 100 000$ for your family as you hit a wall! Might void your life insurance though.



Q: Do you have some for brake pad saving ? I am hard on the brakes and would like to save a bit of money on them... I change my pads twice a year, you have a solution for me ? Trop drole. !
Aug-19-05
A: As anwered before, we might have a gas saver but it will come as a spray, nothing similar to the gas saving device!



Q: i am under the impression that you are a fraud...ill keep it a secret if you do me this one favor.. suppose i had a woodchuck as a pet...wat if he were to start chucking at the wood? how much wood should i buy so that my woodchuck wouldnt chuck the wood?
Aug-19-05
A: Look Chuck, I don't wanna know about your "wood" .



Q: If I buy this product, would you be able to engrave my name on it? five letters long.
Aug-19-05
A: Yes, but it would look like utter crap, Jimmy !



Q: Does it work with vehicles equiped with cruise control. Also, on that note is there anyway it can substitute a cruise control system?
Aug-19-05
A: CRUISE CONTROL ???? HOW LAZY ARE YOU!!!! But yes it does, and since it is made from space age lightweight wood it can't substitute the cruise control too well.,On a manual car we suggest picking a gear and trimming the device for a set speed then you can just floor it in 3rd gear to go 60mph ! *Efficiency not guaranteed.



Q: Can I put this product in my butthole? Thanks, God bless.
Aug-19-05
A: With enough force, you can stuff ANYTHING in your butthole. Cures constipation.



Q: Neat item! Hey, if I just send you $1 will you send me a Certificate of Stupidity? I want to frame it and hang it next to my college diploma!
Aug-19-05
A: Why would you need the certificate if you already have a college diploma? The only way to get one is to BID!



Q: Does your product come with a full set of step-by-step instructions with illustrations and spare parts list?
Aug-19-05
A: Yes ! In 4 languages, none of which making any sense!



Q: Will I have to remap my ECU to extract the maximum benefits from your product?
Aug-19-05
A: The East Carolina University will not have to move for this product to be fully effective !



Q: Does this work on diesel engines aswell ??
Aug-19-05
A: Question already answered previously but to make it short: YES ! It'll even save MORE gas in a diesel. Especially if you put gas in the tank.



Q: I'm interested in your fantastic device but I cannot tell from the add if it comes with a sticker for my side window? I'm into high performance and like stickers, the bigger the better. I only buy products that come with stickers.
Aug-19-05
A: We can provide a "TUNED BY DETGEP ENTERPRISE" sticker if you win the auction !!



Q: I race a Nissan B1 in Gran Turismo 4. will the DETGEP become a set up option in Gran Turismo 5? Because, it's fun driving boring, slow, under powered Japanese family cars on the PS2, but it would be more fun if they also got excellent gas mileage.
Aug-19-05
A: If you own a PS2 steering wheel with pedals, you can use the device to play Gran Turismo 4 !!! Forza on Xbox is ALSO SUPPORTED!!!!



Q: Will you ship overwseas? I live in a country which has been deemed a security threat by the US and was wondering if this technology will be stopped at the border during shipping. Also does it come with a warranty in the event it breaks or malfunctions?
Aug-19-05
A: No warranties but we will ship overseas. It might take a LONG time before you receive it and you'll have to pay a small extra for shipping. We will write that the item is a "stupid piece of crap" so it won't be stopped at the border!!



Q: I am a bit worried for the US buyers since the unit is made out of wood and comes from Canada. With the US policy on canadian wood, How much will it cost for someone in the US once it crosses the border. Also, it is true that home made ones are not as good as yours. I got hurt making mine and spent 10 $ only on bandauge. That does not include the damage I made on my car with the hammer while I was angry from hurting myself.
Aug-19-05
A: We will write "Commercial Wood Sample" on the box, you won't have to pay duty that way I suppose ! And thanks about your story on the homemade one, attempting this at home is VERY VERY DANGEROUS AND DEFINITELY NOT COST EFFECTIVE!! It also VOIDS YOUR LIFE INSURANCE INSTANTLY!



Q: My friend told me I was stupid becauseI could make one of these myself. I'm worried I'm stupid, could you reassure me? Please!
Aug-19-05
A: We offer psychological help for the low fee of 50$an hour, through email only. Email me at gepeto@aliencow.com if you're interested. That'll be 20$.



Q: Is this device environmentally friendly? and do you carry out any form of animal testing on this product? Otherwise you may get supermodels and rockstars all over your front porch protesting. Will this work on Australian cars or do we need an oversea's version? Whatever...I'll take it if I can have an orange one.
Aug-19-05
A: Orange will be a $4USD extra. You can use it in australia but MAKE SURE YOU FLIP IT AROUND !!! Mad Max even used one in Mad Max 2 to save some super precious gas.. PS: Does your toilet spin clockwise?



Q: I think I saw this on Pimp-My-Ride last week?? Was that you?? I think they had the chrome version?? How much for the chrome version??
Aug-19-05
A: Da shizzle nizzle bizzle trizzle gazizzle savizzle dat we made for teh x to teh ibit iz custom made bling and XCLUSIVE FOR XIBITZ!!!! We might have a chrome version eventually but right now the only way to get it is to get on PIMP MY RIDE !

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[kala]

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Q: Can I have it in Cornflower blue?
Aug-19-05
A: We can make one in #151B8D for an extra charge of $4USD !



Q: Thanks for coming up with a practical solution to saving fuel. Can you have a mod sticky this please? Oh, and the reason your getting so many hits: this auction is on forums all over the country, if not the world. Your product is so unique and it works! Do you have a patent on it? Thanks again for this wonderful invention! www.southfloridaracing.com
Aug-19-05
A: DETGEP Industries : Always there to save the day !!



Q: LOL. That was Gold, man!
Aug-19-05
A: Treated wood actually..



Q: I'm gonna run you out of business. I've got a much better product that saves 100% of the fuel in your tank - you NEVER have to fill up! In fact, I'm so damn confident, I'm gonna tell you how it works. It's a highly developed and researched polymer adhesive that you put between your garage door and the floor. After application, the garage door will never open again, thus you will not be able to remove your car from the garage EVER! Let me know if you would like to re-license this technology for a small fee. I'm always looking to expand my marketplace.
Aug-19-05
A: This would be interesting, however, the people who own old Volvos would never be able to benefit from it. Try selling your license to a garage door company.



Q: Am concerned about the side effects of the DETGEP Gas Saving Device - your demonstration vehicle appears to have prematurely aged. Will I also turn into a granny behind the wheel?
Aug-19-05
A: Actually, before we put this in, there was a huge hole in the floorboard but it disappeared as we put the DETGEP device in ! Some people also said they feel younger and younger as they use the DETGEP. Rumors maybe... Or maybe they're now young and immortal !!



Q: hello do you have a ladies type i will like to install one on my wife car...do you have pastel color for the ladies
Aug-19-05
A: We can make you a pink one for an extra charge of $4USD ! Perfect gift idea for that girl who already has everything! Get her lipstick color code and we'll even match the colors!



Q: Lik all the oter retards axing queshtions I am a rer-ly baad speeler. Will this improv my splelling?
Aug-19-05
A: Dear Retard I'm sorry you can't even come close to spelling a word with less than 2 mistakes in it. This site might have some information useful to you. Pass it on to your other friends who can't spell! http://www.spelling.hemscott.net/



Q: If I go to Mexico and bid on your Item can I get it for half price?.....And do you except Peso's?
Aug-19-05
A: I do except Peso's, but we'll never accept pesos. Our device does work on VW Beatles though so it would still be a good purchase for you, however, you will get no special rebate unless you send us a case of tequila.



Q: Can I get a discount on shipping if you just hand it to the UPS guy and have him put it under his gas pedal with my address on it? They should save enough on fuel to deliver for free.
Aug-19-05
A: We tried to cut a deal with the shipping companies, but UPS being the asshats they usually are, charged me a flat 40$fee for asking a question.



Q: Is your product made from genuine wood or is it veneer over cheap particle board?
Aug-19-05
A: Genuine grade A Wood cut in the morning !



Q: With this device work with my Suzuki Z400 quad? I'm hoping to get one for a few members of z400central.com to slow them down a bit, lol! (This is all over the forums buddy!)
Aug-19-05
A: The demand is not slow enough to make a boxing-glove shaped gas saving device, sorry. I'm glad the viral publicity is working nicely though!



Q: A couple of questions: Would it be possible to special order your device upholstered to match the carpet in my vehicle? Do you have a "buy it now" price? Thanks
Aug-19-05
A: We have no buy it now price as the demand is just too high ! As for the upholstery, it might be something we offer in the future but right now we do not have the facilities required to stick carpet to the thing. We do offer custom colors though, for an extra of 4$usd.



Q: Excellent! I've already had this idea but never thought to sell it! lol
Aug-19-05
A: Guess you should've got a patent on it lazy boy!



Q: Does this product come with any type of warranty?
Aug-19-05
A: No but it comes with a certificate of stupidity !



Q: I`m into off-roading,I`m wondering if your product is made out of treated wood.The reason I ask is the mud and water I ford through may cause it to prematurally fail,if left untreated
Aug-19-05
A: It is made of top-notch wood treated in every single way possible!



Q: I'm from WPP performance products, and I have an opposing version of this product made of lead that mounts on top. This, however, only seems to appeal to teenage girls and the narrow-minded. I need to gain consumers... So tell me: -What is your recipe? -Does is cure vehicular cancer? -Will 7 work? -Do the words "Invicted Fellicrism" mean anything to you? -Does it plug into the cigarrette lighter? Thanks
Aug-19-05
A: Please take your lead device, attach it to your leg and jump in the pool. If you drown, it means it was probably too heavy. If you don't, make it heavier.Then try the pool thing again of course.



Q: I have a 1550cc Motorcycle that consumes mega quantities of Hi-octane fuel. Will your engineering staff design a version of this device for use with motorcycles?
Aug-19-05
A: Twisting the gas as much as you can while entering a curve is a good way to save gas over the long term. Alternatively, we suggest wearing a boxing glove on the right hand. The market is too small for us to makea product for bikes only though.



Q: Well I really LOVE-TO-EXCELERATE, Won't this hinder my speed? Or do you make another version for those of us who have so much Horsepower that they don't give a rats *** about gas mileage? and how much for those? would shipping be SPEEDY or by snail mail?
Aug-18-05
A: Shipping will be the crappiest we can find, and it'll cost you 10$ ! As for a high Horse power version, we have a version for the clutch pedal that lets you wear your clutch in 10 000km, since you don't give a rats *** about gas mileage you should have enough money not to care about clutch mileage !!



Q: You ****ing rule. Darwin at work on Ebay. I hope you make millions on this, multiplied by the number of angry viewers who send hatemail. I'll buy one for $5 just to keep you going. Let me know.
Aug-18-05
A: We will have more DETGEP innovations worth bidding 5$ on in the next week ! Stay tuned!



Q: hello what a saver, does this come in any other colors?
Aug-18-05
A: Special order. If you win this auction, for a fee of 4$us you can get it in a custom color!

[kala]

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Q: hello what a saver, does this come in any other colors?
Aug-18-05
A: Special order. If you win this auction, for a fee of 4$us you can get it in a custom color!



Q: Congratulations with your new great product! I have heard rumors that you guys are researching and developing a new Brake System saver, can you guys confirm this?
Aug-18-05
A: Yes, but people seem to believe the system is similary in shape... It is not.. Our brake saver system will come in an aerosol can.



Q: How rich are you? -- Doesn't matter how much money I have, only how much you'll be making in the future from this fine product.
Aug-18-05
A: If I made a million out of this product, marrying you would be an incredible waste of time.



Q: Will you marry me?
Aug-18-05
A: How rich are you?



Q: I need a new girlfriend. With your product, will it make me seem like I am a dependable money saver, or just a cheapskate? If the latter is true, is there a way I can make your product less noticable?
Aug-18-05
A: Just tell her you save gas to save the planet, because paying for gas isn't that much of a problem for you anyways. ANOTHER PROBLEM SOLVED BY DETGEP ENTERPRISES!



Q: How do turbilatrons make your wallet lighter? My wallet has a change pouch and can become quite akward when full. Also, if you can achieve 90% fuel saving with one of your product would it be possible to use two at once and actually create fuel?
Aug-18-05
A: We sell math books for 19.99$ too.



Q: OMGWTF ROLF LOLOLOLO TEH R0X0RZ UFIA?
Aug-18-05
A: BBQ



Q: Is your product the reason why everyone on the expressway is driving 40MPH in the left hand lane? If so I would like to thank you for making me late evewhere I go.
Aug-18-05
A: Our product will let you go faster than that. I suggest pouring ex-lax in your city's water system, I did that here and everyone goes 80+mph now.



Q: I need to go 88 mph with the flux capacitor at full power. Can I use your device to cut down the costs of my flux capacitor? I'd like an aluminum version too, if available.
Aug-18-05
A: This device will help you save on GAS, not plutonium though. And I'm not sure a Dolorean can make it to 88mph anyways.



Q: I like to put the pedal to the metal. Will this device impede my ability to put the pedal to the metal? Maybe you could offer a metal version for this purpose. Also I can't drive 55, will this device allow me to drive 56 or more MPH? Thanks, Sammy Hagar
Aug-18-05
A: Pedal to the metal is dangerous, and people who drive 56mph should go to jail. Please refrain from asking further questions before I report you to the authorities.



Q: Does your device work with my RHD vehicle?
Aug-18-05
A: Really high density vehicles are supported, as well as Double Density vehicles.



Q: Dude, I own a super sweet red honda civic with white custom interior and DVD in the dash. I spent so much money ruining a perfectly good civic that now i'm strapped for car. I need your device badly! Problem is, it's of wooden color and it would not fit nicely with my ugly white and yellow custom interior. What can I do? Besides killing myself I mean.
Aug-18-05
A: You are strapped for car? Learn how to write before asking questions Mr. Ricer. But I'll be kind and I will answer anyways. In about a week we should release our SUPER JDM TYTE version of this device. Not only will it be red, but it might have a spoiler, nice wheels, a BIG red R, and a steering on the right!



Q: I would kill to save on gas. Does this device help me killing?
Aug-18-05
A: Will it is not the usage we suggest, you can smack people on the head before you steal gas from their tank. We suggest smacking the gas station's employee so you can fill up easily!



Q: I'm dylsexic. Waht sfatey precuations are there to esnure taht I dno't put it under the worng pteal?
Aug-18-05
A: Darwinism will make sure that if you put it under the wrong pedal, you won't do it again.



Q: Hi! I'd like to know if I can get a custom designed pair for the accelerator and the brake pedals...
Aug-18-05
A: We will have a product for people with suicidal tendencies soon. We will send you an email when we start beta-testing it.



Q: Does it really work? Gas prices have been soaring and I need to find some ways to save on gas! Can't I make one myself with a 2x4 at Home-Depot?
Aug-18-05
A: Home-Depot quality wood would never withstand the power of a foot wanting to go WOT. It might work for a day or two but I wouldn't trust my dog's fuel economy on it.



Q: I heard an inventor designed one of those back in the 50's, but the oil companies and Detroit conspired to ruin him and hide the technology from the public. I just hope you are taking precautions.
Aug-18-05
A: I am currently posting from the moon. Thanks for your concern. BTW: if anyone knows why I am getting so many hits, let me know. I'm afraid some petrol company employees are reloading this over and over.



Q: I was thinking about buying this for my parapalegic aunt. Do you have version for the handicapped? She doesn't use the traditional gas pedal, but a lever beside her steering wheel.
Aug-18-05
A: We can make a custom made device, but you will have to send pictures of the lever that she uses with measurements. Be sure to incldue the economy level you want to set on that vehicle.



Q: Will it work with diesel?
Aug-18-05
A: It works with diesel, but it is slightly less effective, as diesel are already more gas-saving and have more torque in the low revolutions... You might have to buy two and stick them together to be sure.



Q: Aw thats gold!!! FINALLY a device that works!! hope it all runs well for you!!!! LEGEND!
Aug-18-05
A: Thank you, we did a lot of research to come up with this. Hopefully the sale can let us make some profit but we have so many debts due to R&D!

Q: Does your product come with a driver for Linux ?
Aug-18-05
A: You will have to download gassaver.tar.gz from aliencow.com and tar -zxf it, ./configure then make, make install, of course be sure to have the latest kernel version installed on your car's ECU!



Q: I own a classic truck. Will this device same me money too?
Aug-18-05
A: I'm not sure it'll same you money but it'll surely save you some!



Q: Those it works during the winter months?
Aug-18-05
A: Yes it "those" work during winter.



Q: Will this device work if the car is underwater? I'm concerned that it might float away.
Aug-18-05
A: You would have to buy our special "tie wrap" device for an additional 5$ to make sure it stays at the right place.



Q: My car has a manual transmission. Is your product compatible with manual transmissions?
Aug-17-05
A: Yes, but make sure you put it behind the gas pedal (the one on the right). You will also have to make sure you're always in the proper gear...

[vanbibber]

lol i cant believe he actually replies to them all.

[asdf1234]

Q: i am under the impression that you are a fraud...ill keep it a secret if you do me this one favor.. suppose i had a woodchuck as a pet...wat if he were to start chucking at the wood? how much wood should i buy so that my woodchuck wouldnt chuck the wood?
Aug-19-05
A: Look Chuck, I don't wanna know about your "wood" .

lololol

[majeskyb]

That's an awesome seller. It's cool to see some people out there having a good time about this