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There was a guy in my town who killed himself by jamming so many clothes in his washing machine that he had to get up and jump on it to keep the lid closed. Then his foot got stuck while his other foot hit the "start" button. It spun him so fast he hit his head and got killed, so he won a Darwin award! It really happened! It was in the paper! I don't have a link or anything but its real, they were talking about it on the news!
In Las Vegas last month (this was in the Las Vegas Times), scientists discovered that women blink twice as often as men do!
Duck quacks don't echo! Its true!
George W. Bush really was abducted by aliens that insisted on him forcing increases in the cottage cheese export. When he initially agreed but later went bad on his word (what a surprise), the aliens created several major hurricanes to wrack his brother's state!
All the "trivia" you read on the internet is true! It all really took place in real cities with real references cited and real people involved! No one ever makes this stuff up--its too crazy and wild to be made up.
And you should believe it! You'd better believe what you see online, especially if it was in the paper! Nevermind that there's no link to the paper, or said link references a page that was "taken down" but someone happened to save "the truth" and put it on their webpage for posterity. Yeah, its a good thing we have concerned citizens out there on the 'net, they're the ones that give us the truth when those media conglomerates try to keep us down!
:rolleyes:
Why has this gotten so bad lately? Not just here, I'm seeing this moronic bull**** via e-mail too, and its been worse than usual for the past few months. Did good ole W. Bush put chemicals in our water supply that reduces people's IQ?
In Las Vegas last month (this was in the Las Vegas Times), scientists discovered that women blink twice as often as men do!
Duck quacks don't echo! Its true!
George W. Bush really was abducted by aliens that insisted on him forcing increases in the cottage cheese export. When he initially agreed but later went bad on his word (what a surprise), the aliens created several major hurricanes to wrack his brother's state!
All the "trivia" you read on the internet is true! It all really took place in real cities with real references cited and real people involved! No one ever makes this stuff up--its too crazy and wild to be made up.
And you should believe it! You'd better believe what you see online, especially if it was in the paper! Nevermind that there's no link to the paper, or said link references a page that was "taken down" but someone happened to save "the truth" and put it on their webpage for posterity. Yeah, its a good thing we have concerned citizens out there on the 'net, they're the ones that give us the truth when those media conglomerates try to keep us down!
:rolleyes:
Why has this gotten so bad lately? Not just here, I'm seeing this moronic bull**** via e-mail too, and its been worse than usual for the past few months. Did good ole W. Bush put chemicals in our water supply that reduces people's IQ?
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