Got this from another forum...
what do you think?
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We are in a mall down in Houston this past weekend. As many men, I carry a pocket knife. I carry a Benchmade Model 9100 Automatic Elishewitz Stryker. This is not a pretty knife by any means but it is amazing in quality by any standards.
I carried into one of those high end knife/tobacco shops in the mall that professed to sharpen knives. Mine has never been sharpened and it is due.
When the old fart pushes the button and flicks out the blade, he looks at me like he just caught me eating a **** sandwich.
old fart: "Where the hell did you buy this"
me: " Military PBX"
old fart: "Are you law enforcement"
me: "How is that any of your business"
old fart: "Because these damn things are illegal, and it is pieces of crap like you carrying these things that endanger good honest people and promote drugs, filth, and whatnot. And I am not going to give it back to you! You can consider this knife mine!"
By this time I have a small mushroom cloud coming out of the top of my head.
A: He said he is going to keep a $300 knife? Did I hear him right?
B: Did he just call me a piece of crap in front of my daughter?
Ok He is about 2 feet from me and I can't beat his *** without landing in jail so I just push a 2 foot ceramic deer statue of the top shelf right beside us. He drops the knife to catch the statue, and I pick my knife up and walk out. A rent-a-cop stops and ask me if I have the knife and if he can search me because it is illeagle. I said "I have no knife, and no you may not search me. If you choose to push this farther I will have you summarily fired without prejuduce. (yes this was a bluff)" And kept walking.
It is 2005 people, shouldn't we worry more about friggin guns than a switchblade?
:mad:
what do you think?
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We are in a mall down in Houston this past weekend. As many men, I carry a pocket knife. I carry a Benchmade Model 9100 Automatic Elishewitz Stryker. This is not a pretty knife by any means but it is amazing in quality by any standards.
I carried into one of those high end knife/tobacco shops in the mall that professed to sharpen knives. Mine has never been sharpened and it is due.
When the old fart pushes the button and flicks out the blade, he looks at me like he just caught me eating a **** sandwich.
old fart: "Where the hell did you buy this"
me: " Military PBX"
old fart: "Are you law enforcement"
me: "How is that any of your business"
old fart: "Because these damn things are illegal, and it is pieces of crap like you carrying these things that endanger good honest people and promote drugs, filth, and whatnot. And I am not going to give it back to you! You can consider this knife mine!"
By this time I have a small mushroom cloud coming out of the top of my head.
A: He said he is going to keep a $300 knife? Did I hear him right?
B: Did he just call me a piece of crap in front of my daughter?
Ok He is about 2 feet from me and I can't beat his *** without landing in jail so I just push a 2 foot ceramic deer statue of the top shelf right beside us. He drops the knife to catch the statue, and I pick my knife up and walk out. A rent-a-cop stops and ask me if I have the knife and if he can search me because it is illeagle. I said "I have no knife, and no you may not search me. If you choose to push this farther I will have you summarily fired without prejuduce. (yes this was a bluff)" And kept walking.
It is 2005 people, shouldn't we worry more about friggin guns than a switchblade?
:mad:
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