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    There should be a new law saying that............

    (I'm stealing this from Adam Korolla on "LoveLine" on KROQ)....but I totally agree with him that there should be a new law that states

    "Anyone STUPID PERSON who is caught or found in the act of breeding shall be punished to no less than 20 years in prison and shall be butt-raped."

    Seriously though, it should be illegal for stupid people to breed. Any 18 or under teenager who wants to have a kid...JAILTIME! Any person who doesn't pass highschool other than disabilities....JAILTIME! Any person who acts like Jessica Simpson....JAILTIME! Any redneck....JAILTIME! ETC ETC ETC.

    This is what's wrong with America....we have too many damn stupid people in this country, and they all need to be put on an island and blown up!

    Here's and example of what I have to deal with at the grocery store where I work.
    -"Um...wheres the canned corn?"
    (Look at the sign that says canned vegetables!)
    -"I can't find the 'Yes' button (when checking out)
    (It's the Green one that says YES on it)
    -"Have you guys been busier since the strike? (Got this during the strike)
    (NO ****!! DO YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE ALL THE PEOPLE HERE!)


    And this is just at my store...so imagine the whole world!!!!!!!!! I'm sure all of you have come across the people I'm talking about. Hell, Bat should be thrown in Jail by now! [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img]
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    HaHaHa!! I work at Red Lobster, and an Indian family walked in the other night and asked me (I'm a hostess) if they were in Red Lobster, and if we sold sea food! STUPID @$$ people! I agree with them being shipped to an island and blown up! HaHaHa! Too funny!

    And I didn't know you got "Love Line" in Cali! I thought they were only on Q101 here in Chicago ... hmmm ...
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    • #3
      I once had a lady ask me angryly why her 1:30 movie hasn't started yet, I said because our clocks say its 12:50. She then yelled, I KNOW ITS 12:50 why hasn't my 1:30 movie started. I responded back with a puzzled tone. Because its 12:50. She mad an angry grunt and stormed back to auditorium *****ing about how her movie is late.

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      • #4
        next thing you know you'll be rallying up a nazi party and put people in jail for nothing.

        and I work at the store too I deal with all this kinds of sh*it day-to-day.. but I came to realize it's just people not paying attention and are busy with their lives.. you do the same things, only in other areas. It's normal.

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        • #5
          NOOO..... we cant purge the world of blondes!!

          ;)


          P.S. im blonde
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          • #6
            Yeah no blondes would mean my roommate would also be blown up, and that can't be happening any time soon [img]tongue.gif[/img]

            And I'm in college! I deserve to stay free... lol
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            • #7
              one time when i worked at applebee's some guys came in... hey is this cheddar's?

              No, that's across the parking lot.

              Oh, we were aiming for cheddar's.

              Wtf? everything in the damn restaurant, and the sign out front said applebee's...

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              • #8
                Niky - "LoveLine" originates here in SoCal. I love the guys

                ka50 - It's not being busy, it's being plain retarded! I've never been toooo busy to ever act like Jessica Simpson, and I have a busy @$$ life!

                elik - smart blondes can stay [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img]

                bat - You're lucky....you found a loophole in the system...you can stay [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img]

                So ya...all the stupid people must go!!! [img]graemlins/wavey.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wavey.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wavey.gif[/img]
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                • #9
                  I work for a health insurance company and the first thing I ask anyone when they call is:
                  "May I have your policy identification number please?"
                  "Where is that?"
                  "On you card"
                  "I dont see it"
                  IT'S THAT DAMN NUMBER ON YOUR CARD THAT SAYS IDENTIFICATION NUMBER!!!!
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                  • #10
                    i'll agree on this one...actually, in New York, a judge ordered two people to stop having sex. they were nearly homeless, and yet they cranked out like 7 kids and passed them off onto the foster care system. the judge barred them from any sexual conduct until they were able to provide for themselves, let alone 7 children.
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                    • #11
                      Yeah, 98% of the population is comprised of stupid people. I think there needs to be a mandatory IQ test at the age of 16. Get below a set value and we ship you off to various labor facilities where you can spend the rest of your days making crappy wares so we can buy them at massively discounted prices. Everyone wins then :D
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                      • #12
                        I almost agree....

                        When I worked at the library... Some of these things are not what I say, but things I think... because I'm usually nice to them even if they're idiots.... they'll have a hard enough life with that intelligence level.

                        Person: "Do I put my books in here?" (is referring to the two rectangular holes in the side of the counter)
                        Me: Yes
                        Person: Which one?
                        Me: EITHER one....

                        Person: Is there a copy machine here?
                        Me: Yes, over there in the room under the letters that say copy sign.

                        Person: I accidentally put my books in the mailbox, can I get them out?
                        Me: IDIOT! NO!

                        Twice children have somehow gotten their arms stuck in the sliding doors when they open. Everyone was freaking out.. I was just like "There is no way they would make the doors strong enough to break a kid's arm". The kid was just scared and stupid. He was totally fine.

                        Because of these kids they are now installing sensors on the OUTSIDE frame of the doors too that keep them from opening if a kid is sticking his arm in there. I suggested that they just put a sign that reads "If your child is stupid, please keep it from cramming it's arm up in the door."

                        We give out a slip that tells when items are due. Certain people call in on a regular basis asking when they're books are due...

                        Others wait in line for a good 10 minutes to check out their books on a busy day... then get up to the front desk, pull out their purse, and spend a stinking 5 minutes looking for their card wasting my time when they could have had it out if they'd have just been ready in line. I tell them I can just use their license. If they do give me their license the CONTINUE to look for their card like it will help or something... then they try to give it to me after I'm well into their account.

                        For those few people who ACTUALLY have their card ready, turn their books in on time, can speak understandable english, and only have a 1-3 books... bless you. I can be in and out of their account, scan all of their books and demagnatize them in less than 10 seconds...

                        Then there are the people that want to put 5 books on hold, lost a book, have extensive fines, left their wallet in their car, are angry that they have to pay fines that are their own fault, come up with too many items and make me go back and switch things out, and want to get a library card for their kid who just turned 5. Those people..... they take a good 20 minutes and hold up the line horribly. They deserve daily floggings!
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                        • #13
                          I work at this burger place called Culvers and one time this guy comes in and says "Whats the name of this place i could never read the sign?"
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by vegeta5486:
                            Yeah, 98% of the population is comprised of stupid people. I think there needs to be a mandatory IQ test at the age of 16. Get below a set value and we ship you off to various labor facilities where you can spend the rest of your days making crappy wares so we can buy them at massively discounted prices. Everyone wins then :D
                            Yeah, then the president wouldn't have had a chance, but this is retarded yall. Honestly, stupid people are stupid but they're funny lol. And they're people too, ya know... just because you came out on the bottom 98% of the gene pool, doesn't mean you should have to have less opportunity than anyone else.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by 98v6:
                              </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by vegeta5486:
                              Yeah, 98% of the population is comprised of stupid people. I think there needs to be a mandatory IQ test at the age of 16. Get below a set value and we ship you off to various labor facilities where you can spend the rest of your days making crappy wares so we can buy them at massively discounted prices. Everyone wins then :D
                              Yeah, then the president wouldn't have had a chance, but this is retarded yall. Honestly, stupid people are stupid but they're funny lol. And they're people too, ya know... just because you came out on the bottom 98% of the gene pool, doesn't mean you should have to have less opportunity than anyone else. </font>[/QUOTE]Come on man, lighten up. This post was obviously meant in JEST, not to be taken seriously. And you just couldn't get through one thread without insulting the president, could you?

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