y0 hear my raps dawg

[BirdOfPrey01]

y0, im crooked to the bone,
i beat up two *****s just like in home alone
Im a gangsta, no arguin that.
I got diamonds in my teef, it keeps out da plaque.
I got the gangsta limp, im ghetto to the max.
Im in every ho, They call me tampax.

"chorus"
Rolling down the street, smoking crack, and sippin alka-sesla.

Stay back!

Or I bust cap, and thats all that.
"end chorus"


So guys what do you think?

[V6Firebird94]

its interesting that you would call yourself i tampoon

[FloydSummerOf68]

Originally posted by BirdOfPrey01:
y0, im crooked to the bone,
i beat up two *****s just like in home alone
Im a gangsta, no arguin that.
I got diamonds in my teef, it keeps out da plaque.
I got the gangsta limp, im ghetto to the max.
Im in every ho, They call me tampax.

"chorus"
Rolling down the street, smoking crack, and sippin alka-sesla.

Stay back!

Or I bust cap, and thats all that.
"end chorus"


So guys what do you think?

Assuming this is a joke..its mildly ammusing

[95Batmobile]

i cnat really read righ tnow but i swera right when i read the title i thought it said "yo i raped hawgs" hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha **** tha would be fucnyy cause you know, male on male rape is funyn stuff somethines.

[95Batmobile]

you need a better one man, check this out i will make one up for oyu right now

they call me 95bat
i dont know why that **** is wack
i bust u in the ****in head with a baseball bat
if that dont work i'll pull out the gat
and bust a cap

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh

[piercedan]

Ya know my name is JZ
I smoke lika hippie
I tell the B**ches "suck DEEZ"
While I drink my OE
And grab my PP

(some beat and cool sounds here, then the beat slows)

I'ma playa hate'a
and your a masta bait'a
You need a smack in the mouth
because I'm great'a

(chorus)
I said s*ck me, what!
I said s*ck me, what!
I said s*ck me, what!
I said you can kiss my a** and s*ck me, what!

I don't like the way you smell
I hope you go straight to hell
I hated you from the start
Now I just want to eat your heart
_____

This is why I listen to heavy metal, you don't really need to understand what the singer is saying to enjoy it.

[02PewterFirebird]

Nice, i guess! :rolleyes:

[BirdOfPrey01]

Wigidy wigidy wigidy whack.

I mack hoes with no toes cracked out on mentose.
I smoke those who throw bows, and f*ck cherios.

Met a ho, she was quite a chic.
Im like crabs, im all in that sh*t.
Im a nasty *****, if you pass gas passed me *****, look me in the eye.
Smells so bad it makes baby jesus cry.

y0 check it uh huh
y0 check it uh huh
y0 check it uh huh

chicky chicky boom boom

[BirdOfPrey01]

Come to my site
www.wiggaz.com

[j_downey50]

um... yeah...

[BirdOfPrey01]

I dont know guys, im really into this rap stuff, i think im going to get a record deal. They are putting me on the next Source magazine cover.

http://www.wiggaz.com/splash5.jpg

[SirShaun]

Your flows are sick youd be better off workin from your knees suckinga *radio edit*. Youll be on the magazine of the Source of course and il be right behind ya on the horse with my gun chasing your jail bird *** like payton manning making the pass.

Now everyone lets LEAN BACK LEAN BACK LEAN BACK.

[CAMAROWIDBASS]

My self esteem over came your lame decapitating scheme/my neck was redeemed after breaking the blade on a guillotine/a rapid eye movement stopper canceling your dream/ im leaving threatening messages on my own answering machine/hear my voice and it rakes/people sleeping in spain from the noise that it makes/hanging in jungles trading venom with poisonous snakes/my words burn heated your head like a perm/I was murdering rappers like you when I was just a sperm/your style is drafted while mine was brain crafted from god tactics/subtracting active wackness with acrobatical rap back flips/ you need nursing im bursting a verse when I heard cursing/duplicate my body twice and start speaking in 3rd person/im impossible to hit start breaking your cycle quick/defeating me is like a blind man trying to tackle Michael Vick/turn the sound up have a paroxysm and frown up reverse the game and make the rain travel from the ground up/

[wannabe]

Originally posted by CAMAROWIDBASS:
My self esteem over came your lame decapitating scheme/my neck was redeemed after breaking the blade on a guillotine/a rapid eye movement stopper canceling your dream/ im leaving threatening messages on my own answering machine/hear my voice and it rakes/people sleeping in spain from the noise that it makes/hanging in jungles trading venom with poisonous snakes/my words burn heated your head like a perm/I was murdering rappers like you when I was just a sperm/your style is drafted while mine was brain crafted from god tactics/subtracting active wackness with acrobatical rap back flips/ you need nursing im bursting a verse when I heard cursing/duplicate my body twice and start speaking in 3rd person/im impossible to hit start breaking your cycle quick/defeating me is like a blind man trying to tackle Michael Vick/turn the sound up have a paroxysm and frown up reverse the game and make the rain travel from the ground up/

NICE. I think I recognize that guillotine line from somewhere, though...

[Niky]

Originally posted by BirdOfPrey01:
y0, im crooked to the bone,
i beat up two *****s just like in home alone
Im a gangsta, no arguin that.
I got diamonds in my teef, it keeps out da plaque.
I got the gangsta limp, im ghetto to the max.
Im in every ho, They call me tampax.

Was "I beat up two *****s" necessary??

Other than that ... interesting ...