favourite quotes anyone?

[speedracer95v6]

Well, I thought this would be a good time to enjoy some quotes. Usually makes for an interesting read.
I have a few that I like, but add what you will, serious or otherwise.

Here we go:

If you love something, set it free... if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and FURIOUS ANGER those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
-Pulp Fiction


"And Henry VIII, a big hairy king, went up to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope! I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm gonna divorce her. Now, I know what you're gonna say, but stick with me. My story gets better. Second wife, I'm gonna kill her! Cut her head off. Ah, not expecting that, are we? Third wife gonna shoot her. Fourth wife, put her in a bag. Fifth wife, into outer space. Sixth wife, on a rotissamat. Seventh wife, made out of jam..." and the Pope is saying, "You crazy bugger! You can't do all this, what are you a Mormon? It's illegal. What have you been reading? The gospel according to St. Bastard?"
-Eddie Izzard

[MTMike]

"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."

- John Barrymore

[geocor]

A quote from a bud of mine ,who was devorced several times,"Women! You can't live with 'em & you just f***'n can't live with 'em!I think he's married again to no.5 or somewhere near that number now!

[Copperhead]

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." Ralph Waldo Emerson

[kristen]

do well and doubt not

[3.4 slow to go]

"I wasn't in debt until I got married"

annnnnnnnd

"Only stupid people get married" my friend who said that got married 2wks later, and admited he was stupid too.

[Mighty Thor]

"What does love look like? It has the hands to help others. It has the feet to hasten to the poor and needy. It has eyes to see misery and want. It has the ears to hear the sighs and sorrows of men. That is what love looks like."

-Saint Augustine

[zlexiss]

"Never send a monster to do the work of a mad scientist!"

[shenanigans]

"What the mind can concieve and believe, you can achieve"

-on a wooden sign in my highschool locker room


seriously I really like this quote, if you can think it up and believe it can be down you can make it happen.

[Shane]

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal....People know me.....I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

[95FirebirdConvertible]

"F*ckin' Chuck Norris."

-Ben Stiller

[SpeedingFirebird]

Originally posted by MTMike:
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."

- John Barrymore

good quote. One of my favorites (from memory so it might be off)

"A liberal is what you are before you own a house and have responsibilities." - unknown (to me)

[AZ3.8Camaro]

Originally posted by Shane:
"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal....People know me.....I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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"Its soooo hot... Milk was a bad choice!"

From another movie:
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."

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[Mogobs30th]

"Guilt, its like a bag of f***ing bricks, all you have to do is set it down."

-Al Pacino, playing the Devil in "The Devils Advocate"

"....cause thats all they have in those machines is Mr. Pibb, and Diet Shasta Orange, and that yellow can of tonic water that NOBODY WANTS!!!!!"

-George Carlin

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[jc Kyle]

"I can live with doubt and not knowing. I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing, than to have answers that might be wrong. I have approximate answers, possible beliefs, and different degrees of certainty about different things. But I'm not absolutely sure of anything and there are many things I know nothing about. I don't FEAR the unknown. I embrace it."

-Richard Feynman