favourite quotes anyone?

[jc Kyle]

You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.
-Good Will Hunting

[L36Camaro]

Originally posted by Mogobs30th:
"....cause thats all they have in those machines is Mr. Pibb, and Diet Shasta Orange, and that yellow can of tonic water that NOBODY WANTS!!!!!"

-George Carlin

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] George Carlin is my all-time favorite comedian!!! [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img]

[95FirebirdConvertible]

"Guess what! I got a fever! And the only prescription, is more cowbell!"

-Christopher Walkin

[vanbibber]

[img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img] /\/\/\

[dashboardrunner]

"Love, it is a mother fvcker, huh?".. lol i like that cause its so dam true...
"We're going streaking! Down the quad and into the gymnasium!"
"Got a nice little saturday planned... We're gonna go to home depot, buy some wall paper, maybe some flooring, stuff like that... maybe bed, bath, and beyond... i dunno... i dunno if we'll have enough time.."
"YOUR my boy Blue, your my boy..."

lol fvckin old school is great... on a more serious note, i really like this one and its kinda long but im gonna post it anyways...

"Its always the same story with you huh? You did this one movie a hundred years ago
and from then on you thought you were better then everyone else... Why dont you
let go... move on with your life... its not about what happened in the past
or what you think might happen in the future, its about the ride for Christs sake
Theres no point in going through all this crap if your not gonna enjoy the ride...
and you know what? when you least expect it something great might come along
something better then you even planned for... you were funny as hell playin those
bagpipes though... did i ever tell you that?" "I dont think i've ever heard you
speak before mr. feffer..."
that one actually means a lot to me... i mean damn think about it...

[MTMike]

"I gotta be where I can see those Rocky Mountains; ride my horse and watch an eagle fly..... When I die, you can burry me, beneath these Western Skies"

- Chris LeDoux

RIP Chris! :(

[dmw319]

HOLY SCHNIKE!

-chris farley

RIP

[camaro_speedemon]

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

-Peter Gibbons

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.


Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Thorny: Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: Which wouldn't make them shenanigans, at all, really.
Mac: (Irish voice) Evil shenanigans!
O'Hagen: I swear to god, i'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans!
Mac: Hey Farva. Whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac, Foster and Thorny: Oh, no! (Laughing)
Farva: You're talking about Shenanigans, right?

[Big Tymer]

If GOD brings you to it, he will bring you through it.


and my fav one

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein

[99 RS Camaro]

heres a good quote............."too weird to live, too rare to die"

[SilverBirdSeven]

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Not sure where I heard that.

[3.4 slow to go]

old enough to know better, too young to resist

[speedracer95v6]

Originally posted by SilverBirdSeven:
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Not sure where I heard that.

south park if I remember...mr. garrison I think.

[SpeedingFirebird]

Originally posted by AZ3.8Camaro:

From another movie:
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."

"What he means is, love is blind."

Originally posted by speedracer95v6:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SilverBirdSeven:
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Not sure where I heard that.

south park if I remember...mr. garrison I think. </font>[/QUOTE]cripes that quote has been around for years LONG before South Park.

[speedracer95v6]

Yes, but that is where I heard it! [img]tongue.gif[/img]