$#@$@$@#$#!@ Mormons!!!

[MustangEater8251]

Alright, so I am sitting here eating a nice batch of homemade waffles and surfing the web...

I hear a knock at my front door, with dreams and excitement of my T-top weatherstripping and T-top a-pillar pieces(last pieces I am waiting for to do a T-top conversion) in the hands of a beautiful UPS girl in extra short shorts, and a tightly half unbuttoned shirt, I hop up think "I need pants can't answer the door in my boxers!" throw on a set of warmup pants I was wearing last night, speed across the apartment hurtling cats, shoes, endtables! run, and with speed of a flash, I unlock and fling the door open with such speed John Force woudl have been amazed, and to my wonderful bewilderment what do I see!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!!1111


Two mormons, that sit their preaching to me, not giving me a polite break to where I can say I need to go, after I repeatedly said, I understand your beliefs, I just do not believe them.

My hopes of my final pieces for a t-top conversion crushed, me out of breath from the sprint, my waffles are cold, my dreams of a hot UPS chick with a pony tail sticking out of her hat dashed, and the cats are frightened from the whirlwind I kicked up running across teh apartment.

4 phone calls of people wanting me to vote one way or another(and non were even funny like P-diddy's), and some mormons...

Is it national solicit Eric when he has the first part of the day off for the first time in like 1.5 weeks to relax day?!?!?!?!

[fbirdgt01]

stop.... breath.... exhale. Good job, now warm up your waffles and pet your kitties, and tell yourself you're still enjoying some pussy today. ;)

[95Batmobile]

Somebody was knocking on my door this morning too!

But I was too lazy to answer it.

[RallyRed 98]

i'm such a dork that they made an appointment to stop by my place (the first time they showed i had just finished an all-nighter and was asleep)...

...and they totally stood me up.

:(

[BLLDOGG]

we have people come to my door like that. so annoying. i just shut the door on them

[speedracer95v6]

We hardly have any mormons or jehovah's witnesses here. I figure if I want to pick their religion, I'll find them.

[GrigoryRasputin]

Maybe it was Justin Kirkheim! haha remember him?

[maxcamaro]

i have some very good friends that are mormon however there not the door to door solicite our religion type :thank god:

[12secondv6]

I have too much fun w/ them!

With the door open, turn around, drop the pants, bend over and tell them to kiss it :D

Or, tell them you currently worship Satan....

Or, tell them you are reloading currently, they have 5 seconds to run!

Or, come to the door naked?


Um, I'm not saying I've done these things..... they just don't come around me anymore :D

[RallyRed 98]

not sure why people always have to be funny with them... just politely say "thanks but no thanks" and there you have it.


although, i think it would be pretty damn funny to open the door, see them, and say "i'm glad you're here!" and go on to extol the virtues of mormonism, as if you were trying to convert them.

sort of like answering the phone at your house and saying "yeah i want to order a pizza..." always makes for silence on the other end.

[L32Projekt]

Just try to be polite, they don't know they're inturrupting your devil-worshipping! :D

[ABH]

had a couple of Jehovah Witnesses follow me down the street one day.After the following exchange,

Them: You can't ignore the Creator.
Me : When he pays my electric bill I'll listen.

They walked the other way.

[vanbibber]

i tried being polite with them once and they didnt leave!!!!!! so i told them that satan was the only way and that he was coming for them.

the last time they came to my house.. one of the girls in the group was hot!??? so i politely told them to leave and they didnt and i told that hot chick that i would like to "convert" if you know what i mean(keeping it PG rated here) her to my religion. they left after that.

the way i see it is this... i dont come to your door telling you that my religion is great and that you should be apart of it... then sit there and do some unneccesary bible thumping until youre blue in the face and want to die. so they shouldnt come to ppls doors with their junk. thats just my 2 cents on it. :D ;) :D

[camaro_speedemon]

You shoulda told them you were in the middle of wacking off to gay animal porn and needed to finish before you continue the conversation.

[JusFlyinBy]

Hehehe, sorry your hopes got crushed. You put alot of effort into that post. [img]tongue.gif[/img] We used to try and try and try to politely tell these guys to leave, but like a damn salesman, they don't take the hint. So, one time my father decided to humor them, and he talked to them for a half hour where he did most of the talking. The two guys looked at each other, and I remember hearing, "Wow, we never really looked at it that way, you are right." They went on saying similar stuff as to how they never stepped back to look at the whole picture, they then appologized, walked out the door, skipped all the houses, got in their car and left. Lol. I asked my dad what he said, he's like, eh nothing, just gave them a bunch of reasons not to believe, heh. It's been 5 years and they always walk right past our house.