$#@$@$@#$#!@ Mormons!!!

[C.O.Jones]

Originally posted by JusFlyinBy:
They went on saying similar stuff as to how they never stepped back to look at the whole picture, they then appologized, walked out the door, skipped all the houses, got in their car and left.

Really?! I always thought Mormons (in groups of 2) rode bikes or walked. Didn't realize they drove.... [img]graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

[crazyralph]

Originally posted by C.O.Jones:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JusFlyinBy:
They went on saying similar stuff as to how they never stepped back to look at the whole picture, they then appologized, walked out the door, skipped all the houses, got in their car and left.

Really?! I always thought Mormons (in groups of 2) rode bikes or walked. Didn't realize they drove.... [img]graemlins/bs.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]in larger cities they're allowed to drive we have a few here

[BLLDOGG]

i have never seen the mormons driving. always walking and riding bikes. but drive by a mormon church, bunch of cars in the parking lot ;)

[99Camaro]

ive answered the door naked before. thats a good way to run them off...or answer the door drunk that one is good fun too [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img]

[JusFlyinBy]

Originally posted by C.O.Jones:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JusFlyinBy:
They went on saying similar stuff as to how they never stepped back to look at the whole picture, they then appologized, walked out the door, skipped all the houses, got in their car and left.

Really?! I always thought Mormons (in groups of 2) rode bikes or walked. Didn't realize they drove.... [img]graemlins/bs.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]I have no idea what they were. I didnt say they were mormons. Im not the least bit religious, I dont follow it so I honestly dont know who they were. They were all dressed up in suits and were talking about some kind of worship stuff. I guess I just generalized all the people who walk around and preach. But, you're right, I was just lying so I could look cool and impress you guys. But you're just way too smart and you caught me. :(

[ October 30, 2004, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: JusFlyinBy ]

[Kris Burns]

We get johovas witnesses in my neighborhood every weekend. One saturday we were going to replace the living room door on our house cause I got pissed and put a hole in one side of it. Well anyway two "witnesses" knocked on our door like they do every weekend but this time my roomate was ready for them and after the knocked he stuck an axe right throught the door. Needless to say they don't knock on our door anymore :D

[crazyralph]

when I have people come to the door to solicit religion I just say no and slam the door in their face.

[Turbo V6 Camaro]

umm i answer the door and let them say there thing

then i hold out my hand with a red and blue pill...
Me: If you take the red pill you will die for 10minutes and come back to life but only if you belive your "maker" will send you back, and tell me what my grandma says and i will belive you.
or you could take the blue pill and have a mega-raging-huge-boner for hours and run happly home to youe wife, cause my bother is still loading the gun and wants you to meet your maker cause We have message for him
THEM: ummm RUN MAN !!!!!!!!


ok so i really didn't do that but it would be funny lol

[wilkcamaro98]

I just look out the window when I here some one knock if it johoavies or what ever I look at my dog and hype it up some more so they hear it running around and growling then open the door and hold the dog and say wow it must really not like you and shut the door and they just leave in fear. Then I give the dog a treat. :D O yah my dog is a wrot / lab mix.

[ARTFART]

My neighbor was on the crapper one day and got up to answer the door and it was the mormons and he said " I can't belive you got me off the toilet from taking a sh** for this ! [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[ARTFART]

Know what would really be funny though ...is if instead of riding bikes , if they all rode around in black camaros with dark tinted windows ... :D

[Blackbird3800]

I live in an apt complex and 2 of them live in the next hall over. They never go door to door here, but they always leave in their toyota with back packs and 2 bikes on the back. Weird thing is that when I work on the bird they always talk about the car, not the religion. Maybe they cant do it in their own hood? Oh yeah, they are both named Elnor with diff last names, its creepy. But they seem nice and they leave me alone.

[98goldbird]

They're both named ELDER, not Elnor [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] and their last names is their real last names. LOL. By the way, I love all these comments on how people "scare" them off. I know my Grandma would play Satanic music with the lights off and lit red candles when they came by. Here's just what I do.

Them: (they say what they want to say)
Me: Ok. Now, question for you.
Them: Ok
Me: You want me to be open minded about what you're talking about, right?
Them: Yea
Me: So that hopefully, I may be conformed to your beliefs, right?
Them: Yea
Me: You guys wanna hear what I believe?
Them: Uh, sure
Me: (Just say anything)....will you guys take that into consideration?
Them: Uhhhhhhhhh.....
Me: So why should I take yours? Are you saying you're better than me? Cuz that's not what your religion teaches, and if you are, then technically you're a hipocrit, and I should kick your @$$.

Then we get into a debate (I like debating) and they end up leaving for some apparent reason and don't come back. Only time I get them again is when I move.

[Niky]

When strange people come to my door ... I let my huge german shepard go crazy. He was my grandparent's dog before they both passed away ... and he's not used to people. He lunges at the door, teeth snarling, drool drooling, nails out. It's hilarious. People run away. Some messenger guy came to the door the other day. I guess I was supposed to sign something ... but he dropped the envelope about a foot from the door, walked quickly away saying "Don't worry about signing ..... " HILARIOUS!

[memphis_raines]

Originally posted by Niky:
When strange people come to my door ... I let my huge german shepard go crazy. He was my grandparent's dog before they both passed away ... and he's not used to people. He lunges at the door, teeth snarling, drool drooling, nails out. It's hilarious. People run away. Some messenger guy came to the door the other day. I guess I was supposed to sign something ... but he dropped the envelope about a foot from the door, walked quickly away saying "Don't worry about signing ..... " HILARIOUS!

I enjoy that one myself. Mine is half Siberian husky and half timber wolf, and he doesn't like strangers. I had him for 3 days before he would even let me pet him!