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    I vote myself moron of the night.

    So I was on the phone talking about the final I just took and realized I had some corn dogs in the oven that had been in there 5 minutes too long.

    I jump up out of my chair...

    Run toward the kitchen...

    Don't quite lift my foot over the dumbell on the ground...

    My pink toe and the toe next to it on my left foot are INCREDIBLY swollen... I think they might be broken. They were about 5x the normal size of my toe in about 45 seconds.

    [img]graemlins/slap.gif[/img]

    What do doctors do about broken toes? They just send you home don't they?
    <b><a href=\"http://members.cox.net/95batmobile/d86f.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Sinister Six©</b></a><br /><a href=\"http://www.sounddomain.com/id/95batmobile\" target=\"_blank\">My \'95 Bird</a><br />I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
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    luckily, you dont need those toes. Ask for a painless amputation so you never have to stub them again
    <a href=\"http://www.sounddomain.com/memberpage/437104\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.sounddomain.com/memberpage/437104 96 Firebird M5</a>

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    • #3
      Originally posted by 95Batmobile:
      What do doctors do about broken toes? They just send you home don't they?
      Correct... they'll tape ya up and send ya home.
      -<i>Travis</i><br /><b>99 Trans Am, Pewter, A4</b> Forged, stalled, and cammed<br /><b>85 Buick Regal WH1 T-Type</b> It\'d be cool if it ran...<br /><b>94 Camaro 3.4, Teal, M5</b> The daily beater

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      • #4
        I second 95Bat's motion to vote him M.O.T.N... :D

        No idea on the broken toe thing, I've never broken anything in my life (except my nose, heheh)
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        • #5
          yeah, they will just tap you up and send you home.
          2000 3.8 A4 Pewter Camaro

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          • #6
            You stupid mother f******!

            That's what you get for having weights and trying to get fit! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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            • #7
              I vote myself moron of the night.
              I second that motion.

              BTW, it is true that doctors will only put tape on a broken toe. Not too easy to put a cast on something that small.
              1995 Pontiac Firebird
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              • #8
                you can cast a broken toe but the cast goes up over your knee so you can't move your knee

                BTW you do need your pinky to for balance
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                • #9
                  Bat, not only are you moron of the night, but I think you're also in the lead for moron of the year! [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
                  <b><a href=\"http://members.cox.net/95batmobile/d86f.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Sinister Six</a> </b><br /><br />1998 Sport Metallic Gold Firebird A4:<br /><br />Whisper Lid, 5% Limo Tint, 30th Anniversary Side Stripes, 3\" Borla Catback Dual Exhaust, Man Fan Switch, SLP CAI<br /> <a href=\"http://members.cardomain.com/98goldbird\" target=\"_blank\">http://members.cardomain.com/98goldbird</a>

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                  • #10
                    it's almost like he wants to be abused with a headline like that.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by user1101:
                      it's almost like he wants to be abused with a headline like that.
                      shhhh don't tell anyone I'm into that ;) [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img]

                      So far this as of 11 this morning the swelling has not gone down, my toe still looks like its about to pop.
                      Guess I'll be wearing sandals for the next few days!
                      <b><a href=\"http://members.cox.net/95batmobile/d86f.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Sinister Six©</b></a><br /><a href=\"http://www.sounddomain.com/id/95batmobile\" target=\"_blank\">My \'95 Bird</a><br />I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.

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                      • #12
                        go to ur docs and get some painkillers, it sounds like it must hurt.
                        \"Well, we don\'t care how bad-*** some dude\'s N/A Honda S2000 motor is; if you go up against 900+ pushrod ponies and 750 pounds of earth-shaking torque with a wrong-wheel-drive econobox, you\'re gonna get a fast and furious old-school ***-whipping.\"

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                        • #13
                          When i used to ski race in highschool i would break my toes everywinter to get them in my boots. Now they are healed all funky and ugly... oh well...
                          99 3.8 Camaro (M5) Y87

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by mcgs999:
                            When i used to ski race in highschool i would break my toes everywinter to get them in my boots. Now they are healed all funky and ugly... oh well...
                            dude your ****ed in the head broke toes hurt like a ***** well at least your big toe does....
                            2002 M5 Bright Metallic Silver <br />*Fully loaded and modded<br /><br />2005 GSXR 750<br />*Micron Serpent Race Exhaust *K&N Filter *Power Commander *Trying to hit 200 MPH!<br /><br />1970 SS 454 Chevelle Cortez Silver<br />*It can pass anything but a gas station

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by mcgs999:
                              When i used to ski race in highschool i would break my toes everywinter to get them in my boots. Now they are healed all funky and ugly... oh well...
                              on purpose?
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