How women speak about their cars...

[fbirdgt01]

Pathogen:

... me? I've spent the last year trying to get my car to like being blown
... poor guy's all kinds of confused... I mean, there was a time when he was
all into roses and stuffed animals - I put a stop to that real quick. Come
out into the garage and see Path all snuggled up with a stuffed cat ... had
a whale and some horse camped out on the garage couch ... sitting around
discussing interior design! No more, none of that -- Replaced all his
Coastal Living magizines with Car Craft -- he was ticked off at first, but I
don't hear anything about it any more.

I figure, keep forcing him long enough and he'll learn to like it ... so I
guess I've been molesting my car for the past year. (No, look at it! LOOK AT
IT! -- oh I bet you want that cam don't you?? HMMM??! Don't you??! SAY IT!
SAY IT B****!)

Jessica:

yeah my cars pretty damn good, never said i've had better.yeah, and he's still new and hasn't been touched much. guess that's why he's
never had better? damn virgins. shoulda seen him when i put the filter in, thought he was gonna blow. He'll get used to it one day... i just gotta break him in. ;)

[MrCoffee]

you ladies have undoubtably forced your cars into a life of gayness. Personally, my baby loves being driven hard! she loves it when I go balls to the wall and mash the pedal down. My baby's been good to me. you should see the new tail pipes I got her... man she's got a sexy rear now! And her headlights... my gawd!! and dont get me started on her grill! And the way her tops come off, oh so delecately.
and as much as I'd like to stay away for that setup I just cant... I'm not sure pathogen was the one being described in Jenns description :eek:

[12secondv6]

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You ladies crack me up!!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[97chevycamaro]

hmm, when i first met my wife she went "I dont know, i want a old car thats loud, i dont know a chevy or mustang thing, or maybe a neon. I dont care whats the difference"

Now she gos 'yeah i drive 01 is 300, 3 liter dohc like 200 or so hp, i want a 1st gen camaro with a big block 454 though, hopefully soon"

[12secondv6]

Originally posted by 97chevycamaro:
hmm, when i first met my wife she went "I dont know, i want a old car thats loud,, or maybe a neon. I dont care whats the difference"

Ahhhhh, a woman after my own heart [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[fbirdgt01]

my garage will be bigger than my house. LOL that's all i have to say.

[Pathogen]

WANTED: Two-car+ garage with some kind of living quarters attached.

[12secondv6]

Someone can live in a 2 garage right?
Just add a small room on top of it [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Pathogen]

I need to get pictures of Snip's place -- pretty much a 6 car garage with living quarters on top -- it's awesome.

[WishIHad$$$]

Originally posted by Pathogen:
WANTED: Two-car+ garage with some kind of living quarters attached.

A good friend of mine's ex gf was loaded (well...her parents) They had a two car garage with a shower and bathroom that was seperate from the house :drool:

[Pathogen]

:dreams:

[97chevycamaro]

Originally posted by WishIHad$$$:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Pathogen:
WANTED: Two-car+ garage with some kind of living quarters attached.

A good friend of mine's ex gf was loaded (well...her parents) They had a two car garage with a shower and bathroom that was seperate from the house :drool: </font>[/QUOTE]I saw in the paper a few days ago the were selling this one house, it was like $12.5 million but it said it had a 15 car underground garage with 2 automotive bay workstations, 355 sq ft of tool and equipment space, 2-1/2 bathrooms and a mechanics living quarters. Also had a 4 car garage attached to the house

[12secondv6]

Originally posted by 97chevycamaro:
I saw in the paper a few days ago the were selling this one house, it was like $12.5 million but it said it had a 15 car underground garage with 2 automotive bay workstations, 355 sq ft of tool and equipment space, 2-1/2 bathrooms and a mechanics living quarters. Also had a 4 car garage attached to the house

A dream come true???

[fbirdgt01]

holy god!! [img]graemlins/bowdown.gif[/img]

[99v6cam]

Originally posted by fbirdgt01:
my garage will be bigger than my house. LOL that's all i have to say.

I've said that to people so many times and they all laughed. :\ Finally someone else that thinks as I do! :D