Quick! Before it starts! (JOKE)

[MTMike]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before
it
starts"

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,

flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me

to run around like your slave.

Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"


The husband sighed. .... "Sh*t, it's started!"

[Silv6]

omg!
thats funny right their!

[TealV6]

Married life that bad, eh [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[MTMike]

Originally posted by TealV6:
Married life that bad, eh [img]tongue.gif[/img]

That's a joke... not my story.

Had it been mine, it would have started long before beer #1 :D

[3.4 slow to go]

some of us, when discussing Firebirds, don't even get a chance to get the beer :(

[kristen]

if a man told me to something i would just look at him and do !what ever it was that i was doing, until he said please and thank you. and had that been real i would kick the he!! of that guy!

[asdf1234]

Originally posted by kristen:
if a man told me to something i would just look at him and do !what ever it was that i was doing, until he said please and thank you. and had that been real i would kick the he!! of that guy!

"Sh*t, it's started!"

[57s98Camaro]

Originally posted by asdf1234:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by kristen:
if a man told me to something i would just look at him and do !what ever it was that i was doing, until he said please and thank you. and had that been real i would kick the he!! of that guy!

"Sh*t, it's started!" </font>[/QUOTE]That's what we in the industry call a "zing." [img]smile.gif[/img]

[blackFbird_98]

Originally posted by asdf1234:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by kristen:
if a man told me to something i would just look at him and do !what ever it was that i was doing, until he said please and thank you. and had that been real i would kick the he!! of that guy!

"Sh*t, it's started!" </font>[/QUOTE]OMG that was funny [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[kristen]

heheh why do you guys think i put that in. to bust your b@lls! hehehe!