Family Guy - favorite quotes/lines

[Silv6]

at the theme park
Peter-"What flavors of ice cream do you have?"
Devil-"Vanilla, Choclate and human."
Peter-"What was that last one?"
Devil-"Chocalate"

Kid-"I only have 12 tickets"
Devil-"I'm sorry you need 15 tickets to live"

[57s98Camaro]

Peter: "I'm not hungover, I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking."

Brian: "There's nothing to.... oh... you know... what's that word... gosh... oh yeah, DO."
Peter: "Brian... Brian you're drunk. Gimme your keys."
*Peter passes out and falls on his face*

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[Merlin]

Doctor: "Mr. Peter that is not a growth, that is your penis."
Peter: "Oh OH!, and the hmmmm the ....."
Doctor: "Those are your testicles."

[skorpion317]

hands down, the best one EVER is:

Woman: Honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: Heheh I got a question for you too. What are you still doing here?


and another good one:
(Peter and Lois try to make Meg's nudist friend comfortable by playing Yahtzee naked. Quagmire comes in and sees Lois):

Quagmire: Hey Pete, can i borrow your lawn- WHOA!
Heh, you folks got a towel?

[j_downey50]

hm... family guy is on in half an hour too. and cops is on until then. after that, futurama and i'll be set for bed. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

edit: scratch that. i lied. it's friday. no adult swim. my life is a lie. :(

[ August 21, 2004, 03:09 AM: Message edited by: j_downey50 ]

[crazyralph]

my fav "well I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total *****"

[Tyler]

they are all my favorite.. however i dont remember quotes.. i usually watch it under the influence.. which is prolly why i have short term memory loss.....

[MTMike]

I just remembered a couple good ones:

Peter: "How am I gonna get $50,000?"
Quagmire: "You could always whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50/each. Or whore yourself out to 50 really fat chicks for $1000/each. Hey, fat chicks need love too...... They just gotta pay!"

Female news anchor: "And they say she's consumed a record amount of seamen"
Male news anchor: "Yes, that's quite the Hurricaine"

[ August 21, 2004, 04:12 AM: Message edited by: MTMike ]

[PiLOTLiTE]

News Anchor: "And now here's Ali Williams with the Black-U-Weather forecast, Ali..."

Ali: "It's gon' rain!!"

News Anchor: "Thank you Ali..."

[crazyralph]

I only remember biscuit as a table

[V6MaroFL]

My favorite:

Lois: Good, so I don't have to cook tonight

Peter: Oh go ahead and cook anyways, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty.