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    20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

    *From Jokeindex.com*

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    1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'

    2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'

    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

    4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'

    5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh s***! My glass eye!'

    6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'

    7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

    8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'

    9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'

    10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'

    11. Say, 'Interesting... more floaters than sinkers.'

    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'

    13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.'

    14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about.

    Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.

    15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.'

    16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'

    17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

    18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

    19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'

    20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.
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    Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

    someone forgot the funnay!
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    • #3
      Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

      I got a good laugh from that.
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      • #4
        Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

        that was hilarious.....
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        • #5
          Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

          you forgot:

          21. same my name, bytch

          22. Who does number 2 work for?
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          • #6
            Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

            Originally posted by L36Camaro
            20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

            *From Jokeindex.com*

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            19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
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            • #7
              Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

              3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

              that made me lol
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              • #8
                Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

                you mean to tell me you guys dont really do that? lol
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                • #9
                  Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

                  Originally posted by L36Camaro
                  Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?
                  :eek:
                  i'd almost be willing to pay to see how that would go:omg:

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                  • #10
                    Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

                    This is somewhat related but the last week I was in high school before graduation. a buddy and I threw an orange into the school from outside. We got it inside the 3rd floor bathroom window and hit a kid using the urinal. We only knew this because a teacher happened to be washing their hands at the same time and told our class about it, relating it to ms. doubtfire

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                    • #11
                      Re: 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

                      oh my god..this made my day hahaha i laughed for a good hour hahahaha
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