so i hit a godamn bird

[vanbibber]

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Washing machine

75 mph w/ my pick-up downtown Columbus.

good stuff

:eek: :eek:

[3.4 slow to go]

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took out a bird w/the big Bonnie going to Dans. Drew washed out a bird from his "grill" at the same meeting.

Multiple squirrels have tasked the wrath of my Phoenix & T/A., and a possum decided to see if could drop low enough to clear the GP.
It didn't.

THe subaru decided to see what it felt liek to run over a freshly decrapitated drive shaft from teh p/u truck in front of us, and when we were driving up to Minot, our Blazer (while towing same subaru) almost decided to answer the question "Got Cow?" out side of Amarillo.

[josh98bird]

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this reminds me of this talk show that had weird phobias... one lady had wrecked 8 times in 2 years because she was afraid of BIRDS. she would see a bird when driving and swurve, lol. and then one women was afraid of snakes... well that sounds normal until she screams and runs if she sees a garden hose, dead snake, or even anything snake looking, she lost her job when she wouldn't go into her offie because she was afraid of the cord to her comp. lol

[blackFbird_98]

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I was driving on a back road in Nebraska with my window down and the passenger window up half way, next thing I notice a pheasant comes threw my window and nailed the passenger window and shattered it while he is flopping around in the passanger seat beside me, I pulled over opened the door and threw him out, you should have seen the face of the insurance guy

[Shodown]

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I was driving on a back road in Nebraska with my window down and the passenger window up half way, next thing I notice a pheasant comes threw my window and nailed the passenger window and shattered it while he is flopping around in the passanger seat beside me, I pulled over opened the door and threw him out, you should have seen the face of the insurance guy

Where at in Nebraska? You from there/here?

[flyfrito_SS]

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So if a Firebird sucks up a bird into its ram air......is that cannibilism?

[blackFbird_98]

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Where at in Nebraska? You from there/here?

It was north of McCook, my whole family is form Nebraska

[flyfrito_SS]

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It's always cool to find fellow Nebraskens.

GO HUSKERS!!!

[Shodown]

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It was north of McCook, my whole family is form Nebraska

Cool, my roomate is from McCook. I thought I was the only person on the board from NE!

[flyfrito_SS]

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Shodown, do you ever come down to Lincoln to go cruising?

[gojo83]

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well I am not officially from NE any more but I spent the first 18 years there and well I would not live there ever again if it wasn't for family and friends I would never go to NE

[blackFbird_98]

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^^^^^and that coming from someone that lives in Wyoming?

[Everglades W68]

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Some predator birds, by hunting instinct, choose areas that seem good for hunting prey. They sit on roadside powerlines and watch for little critters. Powerlines seem like a good location to the bird because they are high up next to a clearing (the road) the bird can watch for prey. When the bird thinks it sees something (the bird is focusing on a small area in front of it, not down the road), it launches into a power dive and then pulls out of the dive just above the ground to grab the prey. Unfortunately, this single-minded hunting swoop takes the bird directly into the path of oncoming cars.

You probably did not even see the mouse that got away...

[Mogobs30th]

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I hit a DC10 with my '77 LeSabre when I owned it. Passengers were pissed because their flight was delayed.:D

I had a student advisor at the school I went to hit a duck when she was coming to school. All she did all morning was cry in her office. And while she was crying in her office, she called the cops and told them she hit the duck, and caused a traffic jam on one of the busiest roads on the westside of Indianapolis.

[dmw319]

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an owl ran into the side of my blazer once. haha