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Things other drivers do to piss you off
:rant: My top four?
4) People who treat the road like a NASCAR circuit. I'm not talking about that occasional run on a two lane highway, I speak of those morons in everything from stock sentra's, cavaliers to f150's and dump trucks (no that's not a typo) who try to run you down like you just escaped from prison or something. I'm not trying to race. I'm trying to get some milk. Leave me alone.
3)Tyep R...For RETARDED!!!! I speak not of the Type R NSXs, the (factory built) Type R civics, Type R intergas and other assorted Type R honda's because thats the designation Honda's Japanese marketing department wanted to give the models that, they thought were particularly fast. I'm talking about all those other Type Rs; The Type R F150's, the Type R Avalanches, Eclipses, Cavaliers, and F-bodies. Why stop at pissing all over both domestics and imports when you can commit the ultimate sacralige and put 'Type R' all over your trans am/z28 and plaster a gigantic Japanese kanji symbol on it. (which could mean 'Manrod Polisher' in English for all you know) I mean, Type-R stickers and fart pipes add at least 25 HP right?:bs:
2)Rice For the last-mother-f*&%ing-time, lowering your car, butchering the muffler, stealing a 747 wing and mounting kit and ripping off Dale earndhart Jr's Nascar paint job, complete with sponsor stickers DOES NOT MAKE YOUR CAR FASTER! In reality all that extra **** you just slapped on makes it slower than stock! if I ran Mugen, HKS or K&N I'd sue the **** out of you for giving everyone else the impression that my products make the car and it's driver slow. I would even ***** so much about this if the tards who do this crap weren't trying so f*&ing hard to be on road eyesores. Plus for maximum a$$hole factor, the 'blistering' performance increases they experience from their wal-mart mods inevitably turn them into the amateur Schumachers I was just talking about! I swear it's damned near unbearable GRRRR....:mad:
1)Centennial Vette drivers On the opposite end of the 'Type-R Rice retards' spectrum, we have these people. and what you ask is a Centennial vette driver?
People who've spent there lives carefully managing all their cash, just so they can turn 65 and get that dream vette they've always wanted, only now it has 6 decades of technological advancement behind it plus a 500 hp engine. They drive it off the lot and that’s when it happens: sticker shock. They realize they just pissed away a quarter their retirement on a $70G two-seat sports car that doesn't have enough trunk space to carry a banana. Even if it were sliced to pieces. So they drive carefully (read:painfully slow) so that no one, nothing hit's their precious 'investment' and thus avoid spending themselves into a door greeter position at wal-mart.
Look. I don't expect you to drive like you're on crack or a transformer-disguised as an ambulance disguised as a vette. That’s what the rice tards do (well, try to do anyway) I just want you to drive somewhere near the speed limit, like within 2 or 3 miles, as opposed to your usual 10-20 below. Is that too much to ask? Is it? It makes no sense whatsoever for a vette to be passed by a lowered winged civic plastered with mugen logos because it was going slower than a dump truck uphill. Seriously, please, hit the gas for the love of God, Satan and all the members of the Justice League. I beg you.
4) People who treat the road like a NASCAR circuit. I'm not talking about that occasional run on a two lane highway, I speak of those morons in everything from stock sentra's, cavaliers to f150's and dump trucks (no that's not a typo) who try to run you down like you just escaped from prison or something. I'm not trying to race. I'm trying to get some milk. Leave me alone.
3)Tyep R...For RETARDED!!!! I speak not of the Type R NSXs, the (factory built) Type R civics, Type R intergas and other assorted Type R honda's because thats the designation Honda's Japanese marketing department wanted to give the models that, they thought were particularly fast. I'm talking about all those other Type Rs; The Type R F150's, the Type R Avalanches, Eclipses, Cavaliers, and F-bodies. Why stop at pissing all over both domestics and imports when you can commit the ultimate sacralige and put 'Type R' all over your trans am/z28 and plaster a gigantic Japanese kanji symbol on it. (which could mean 'Manrod Polisher' in English for all you know) I mean, Type-R stickers and fart pipes add at least 25 HP right?:bs:
2)Rice For the last-mother-f*&%ing-time, lowering your car, butchering the muffler, stealing a 747 wing and mounting kit and ripping off Dale earndhart Jr's Nascar paint job, complete with sponsor stickers DOES NOT MAKE YOUR CAR FASTER! In reality all that extra **** you just slapped on makes it slower than stock! if I ran Mugen, HKS or K&N I'd sue the **** out of you for giving everyone else the impression that my products make the car and it's driver slow. I would even ***** so much about this if the tards who do this crap weren't trying so f*&ing hard to be on road eyesores. Plus for maximum a$$hole factor, the 'blistering' performance increases they experience from their wal-mart mods inevitably turn them into the amateur Schumachers I was just talking about! I swear it's damned near unbearable GRRRR....:mad:
1)Centennial Vette drivers On the opposite end of the 'Type-R Rice retards' spectrum, we have these people. and what you ask is a Centennial vette driver?
People who've spent there lives carefully managing all their cash, just so they can turn 65 and get that dream vette they've always wanted, only now it has 6 decades of technological advancement behind it plus a 500 hp engine. They drive it off the lot and that’s when it happens: sticker shock. They realize they just pissed away a quarter their retirement on a $70G two-seat sports car that doesn't have enough trunk space to carry a banana. Even if it were sliced to pieces. So they drive carefully (read:painfully slow) so that no one, nothing hit's their precious 'investment' and thus avoid spending themselves into a door greeter position at wal-mart.
Look. I don't expect you to drive like you're on crack or a transformer-disguised as an ambulance disguised as a vette. That’s what the rice tards do (well, try to do anyway) I just want you to drive somewhere near the speed limit, like within 2 or 3 miles, as opposed to your usual 10-20 below. Is that too much to ask? Is it? It makes no sense whatsoever for a vette to be passed by a lowered winged civic plastered with mugen logos because it was going slower than a dump truck uphill. Seriously, please, hit the gas for the love of God, Satan and all the members of the Justice League. I beg you.
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