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my dad told me about a month ago he was gearing up to turn in his Lincoln LS and go with a Chevy (like any red blooded, beer drinking, hard working, beef jerky eating american would do). he told me he was looking at the new 'vettes. we went out, i got to test drive one (drool), we looked for like 4 hours at them. i was getting so excited i probably woulda had sticky pants when he came home with it.
so i call him today to see if he wants to go golfing after work. he says no i gotta pick up my new car. i was ready to punch out early and race home, and he tells me he's gotta go to the @**#&^*WE#$#$ [bold] FORD [/bold] dealership to pick up his crappy dime-a-dozen mustang GT. "seriously dude, it has sirius satellite radio" F that! i told my dad
"no seriously dude, you need to shave the vette cuz its so manly. that mustang will look soooo CUTE with your new shoes!" he got mad and told me we should race (to which i played the reason card and asked him why he wants to race w/ a mustang rather than a c6)... now its on, and i feel betrayed. i was looking forward to driving that thing around too. now we got a mustang, after all that build up... i have like car blue balls right now... :rant: :cry: :rant: :cry:
so i call him today to see if he wants to go golfing after work. he says no i gotta pick up my new car. i was ready to punch out early and race home, and he tells me he's gotta go to the @**#&^*WE#$#$ [bold] FORD [/bold] dealership to pick up his crappy dime-a-dozen mustang GT. "seriously dude, it has sirius satellite radio" F that! i told my dad
"no seriously dude, you need to shave the vette cuz its so manly. that mustang will look soooo CUTE with your new shoes!" he got mad and told me we should race (to which i played the reason card and asked him why he wants to race w/ a mustang rather than a c6)... now its on, and i feel betrayed. i was looking forward to driving that thing around too. now we got a mustang, after all that build up... i have like car blue balls right now... :rant: :cry: :rant: :cry:
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