People...control yourselves while eating, chewing gum, drinking!! (long)

[rt1]

Re: People...control yourselves while eating, chewing gum, drinking!! (long)

plug your ears if you dont like it. i make all sorts of noises/moans/groans when im pinching a turtlehead or two at a public s***ter. its my way of warning people and making them think to themselves, "hey, i think i can hold it till i get to another bathroom". i make sure no. 2 knows who it works for. seriously, you dont want to be around me when i ****, its like an operah lol

That's a good technique. I just wimper and sob, then say in a low tone, "why... why must it burn" I love the way it echos in the wheelchair stalls.

Rob

[Camaro Dom]

Re: People...control yourselves while eating, chewing gum, drinking!! (long)

Haha, ooo, what about those people who insist on talking to you at the urinal? I hate that!

i think people who talk to someone at a urinal give up all rights to physical safety. seriously, i get FURIOUS when people do that. its hard enuf for me to piss at a public urinal, i dont need some jack off flappin his lips and making it harder for me. every time i weigh out the cost/benefit ratio for giving him a good suckerpunch, usually they luck out cuz i dont want my fly to zip up on my member in the follow through.

[AZ3.8Camaro]

Re: People...control yourselves while eating, chewing gum, drinking!! (long)

I edited the "Blog" to my own personal view:
Keep in mind that I am not bashing the original author, it is only sattire.
Read, its funny.

I’m really not all that negative of a person, I promise. I know the past few entries have somewhat been rants on people, and I’m not normally like that. But a few things came across my attention span, which about the length of….what was I saying? Hey, 10 cents! Honestly though, let’s take a field trip, to wherever there’s a group of people in a professional or learning environment…

Okay, look. I understand that some people always have to have something to complain about constantly. They can't get on with their lives without *****ing about something. People need a few things to survive, one is food, the other is beverage. Deal with it. If I want to chug my water or slowly make passionate tongue love to my small bottle of whatever, I would like to do it without listening to someone complain. Not that I do, but who cares! Some things in life don't always go your way. You have to listen to someone eating chips, and now I have to listen to both the chip guy, and people complaining. I hate whiners and complainers far more that I hate anything else.

Complainers are responsible for almost every nuisance on the planet. Take for instance bad parents: people complain that cars going 27 MPH are going to crush their kids (who should be taught to stay they F*** out of the street like everyone else.) so they complain and put up speed bumps so I have to go 5 MPH instead of the posted 25, while their snotty kids have learned nothing. Nobody wins. I could go on about these types of people forever, but that would make me a complainer myself.

If you have nothing more to complain about in life that some person drinking water to loudly, than you have nothing to complain about. If you do complain about it, that makes you a p*ssy. Lets try to be big kids now, and deal with our own problems.

Well, that does it for this bluggh. Tomorrow promises something a little more positive, I promise!

Just remember, keep your mouth shut when its not useful.

:D

[vanbibber]

Re: People...control yourselves while eating, chewing gum, drinking!! (long)

im a p***y then :p

[navyblue2000]

Re: People...control yourselves while eating, chewing gum, drinking!! (long)

Not bad.

You have to remember though, that most of this is humor in itself.

Satire on humor is, well...not bad in this case.

[AZ3.8Camaro]

Re: People...control yourselves while eating, chewing gum, drinking!! (long)

Not bad.

You have to remember though, that most of this is humor in itself.

Satire on humor is, well...not bad in this case.

I am glad you see the humor in my humor on your humor.
:D

I like your writing style BTW. Good read.

[99 RS Camaro]

Re: People...control yourselves while eating, chewing gum, drinking!! (long)

[QUOTE=Fbody3400] opera is the word :tup:QUOTE]


thanks! thats what i meant