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  • Coke!

    Not cocaine, coca-cola. What happens when you drink one?

    http://healthbolt.net/2006/12/08/wha...oke-right-now/


    What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

    Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.

    * In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.

    * 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)

    * 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

    * 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

    * >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

    * >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

    * >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

    This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, it’ll make you feel better.

    *FYI: The Coke itself is not the enemy, here. It’s the dynamic combo of massive sugar doses combined with caffeine and phosphoric acid. Things which are found in almost all soda.
    Black \'94 Trans Am A4- SLP CAI & Loudmouth<br />Red \'93 Firebird A4- Ram Air under the WS6 hood, !cat, exhaust.

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    Re: Coke!

    Intresting. Although if you break down everthing that happens to your body then even things like sex can seem dangerous.


    Originally posted by SSMOWS6
    i mean, you can always fly wes out there and since he's a tool sometimes, fashion him into a plow for the maro
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    • #3
      Re: Coke!

      That's why I drink Pepsi!

      Rob
      \"A one that isn\'t cold, is scarcely a one at all\" <a href=\"http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html\" target=\"_blank\">Strongbad</a>

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      • #4
        Re: Coke!

        i drink a ****load at work everynight
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        • #5
          Re: Coke!

          If it was really all of that, why don't I get one hell of a high? I only drink one or two a week at most.
          2000 Firebird A4, 3.42 LSD, K&N, Free Cold Air, PaceSetter, 3" in/out Catco, 3" S-Pipe, 3" Intermidiate Pipe, 2.5" Flowmaster 80

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          • #6
            Re: Coke!

            and it cleans corroded battery terminals! (which, btw, is why I don't drink coke).


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            • #7
              Re: Coke!

              I stopped drinking soda a few years ago (except if there is a tastey alcoholic beverage mixed in) and now if I drink any at all it tastes horrible and I get a lot of flem in my throat.

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              • #8
                Re: Coke!

                Originally posted by Fireball27
                Intresting. Although if you break down everthing that happens to your body then even things like sex can seem dangerous.
                eh? whats dangerous in sex? pray tell

                Originally posted by HokieBird
                I stopped drinking soda a few years ago (except if there is a tastey alcoholic beverage mixed in) and now if I drink any at all it tastes horrible and I get a lot of flem in my throat.
                where does it come from? thats wierd
                2k2 camaro, K&N, SLP whisper lid, Konis, AEM, HP Tuners, Angel eyes/Halos, CF SS ram air hood, 4.10s, Zexel Torsen, UMI SFCs, CrossFire, BFGs, Gatorback, Catco, Flows, and TLC! DONT feed the Trolls!

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                • #9
                  Re: Coke!

                  i'm enjoying a nice refreshing coke right now.
                  2002 Firebird<br />2003 Yamaha YZF 600R

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                  • #10
                    Re: Coke!

                    hmmmm ice cold coke....yum


                    87 Firebird RIP
                    96 Camaro RS RIP
                    94 Patriot Red 1LE Z28 - Sold
                    02 WS6 TA - Sold

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                    • #11
                      Re: Coke!

                      Originally posted by redbird00
                      i'm enjoying a nice refreshing coke right now.
                      Me too.
                      ~Chris<br />1999 Hugger Orange Camaro<br /> <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/ride/273836\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/ride/273836</a> <br /><br />†…faith…hope

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                      • #12
                        Re: Coke!

                        im fiending for coca-cola
                        seems that coke is more addictive to me than most anything else
                        2k2 camaro, K&N, SLP whisper lid, Konis, AEM, HP Tuners, Angel eyes/Halos, CF SS ram air hood, 4.10s, Zexel Torsen, UMI SFCs, CrossFire, BFGs, Gatorback, Catco, Flows, and TLC! DONT feed the Trolls!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Coke!

                          coke sucks, drink Mountain Dew.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Coke!

                            Originally posted by Vanquish
                            coke sucks, drink Mountain Dew.
                            They all suck, drink water :tup:
                            Black \'94 Trans Am A4- SLP CAI & Loudmouth<br />Red \'93 Firebird A4- Ram Air under the WS6 hood, !cat, exhaust.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Coke!

                              Originally posted by Vanquish
                              coke sucks, drink Mountain Dew.
                              u mean rat poison? cuz ya thats in Mt Dew


                              87 Firebird RIP
                              96 Camaro RS RIP
                              94 Patriot Red 1LE Z28 - Sold
                              02 WS6 TA - Sold

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