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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south,
just outside Washington, D.C.. Nothing was moving
north or south.
Suddenly, a man knocked on his window. The driver
rolled down his window and asked, "What
happened...What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted
Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and
John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million
ransom. If their demands are not met, they are going
to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We
are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asked, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"
"About a gallon."
just outside Washington, D.C.. Nothing was moving
north or south.
Suddenly, a man knocked on his window. The driver
rolled down his window and asked, "What
happened...What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted
Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and
John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million
ransom. If their demands are not met, they are going
to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We
are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asked, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"
"About a gallon."
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