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  • So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

    These are three of my favorites:

    "Chuck Norris doesnt do push ups, he does world downs"

    "Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norris"

    "Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris"

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    Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

    "One time Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection; there were no survivors"


    Originally posted by SSMOWS6
    i mean, you can always fly wes out there and since he's a tool sometimes, fashion him into a plow for the maro
    R.I.P. '07 Pats
    Still... 18-1 > 1 and done

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    • #3
      Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

      Originally posted by Fireball27
      "One time Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection; there were no survivors"
      if there were no surviviors...who knew about it??
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      • #4
        Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

        Originally posted by Oi Bird V8
        if there were no surviviors...who knew about it??
        Its a joke :slap:


        Originally posted by SSMOWS6
        i mean, you can always fly wes out there and since he's a tool sometimes, fashion him into a plow for the maro
        R.I.P. '07 Pats
        Still... 18-1 > 1 and done

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        • #5
          Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

          Originally posted by Oi Bird V8
          if there were no surviviors...who knew about it??
          The people watching in the building duhhh J/K. There were no survivors on the streets. Sorry got to be a smart a$$.

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          • #6
            Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

            Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away.
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            • #7
              Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

              Did you hear Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands last week?

              After he left they renamed it The Islands.

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              • #8
                Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

                Originally posted by whiteshark
                Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away.
                Welcome future UK stars... Darius Miller, Deandre Liggins, Kevin Galloway, Josh Harrellson

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                • #9
                  Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

                  Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, to bad he has never cried....

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                  • #10
                    Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

                    "There were actually four wise men. When the traditional three men came to the baby Jesus, they were accompanied by Chuck Norris. Baby Jesus was given gold, frankenscense and myrr. Chuck's gift to Jesus was the gift of beard and He wore it proudly until the day he died. The other wise men, obviously jealous from the blatent favoritism, used their combined power to keep Chuck out of the Bible. They all died of roundhouse kick related incidents however shortly afterwards..."
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                    • #11
                      Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

                      Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits...
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                      • #12
                        Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

                        Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom


                        Originally posted by SSMOWS6
                        i mean, you can always fly wes out there and since he's a tool sometimes, fashion him into a plow for the maro
                        R.I.P. '07 Pats
                        Still... 18-1 > 1 and done

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                        • #13
                          Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

                          Originally posted by Fireball27
                          Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom
                          HAHAHA wtf
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                          • #14
                            Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

                            chuck norris is my *****.

                            current car- 95 Trans am- bolt ons, parked and collecting dust. why? because **** it

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                            • #15
                              Re: So what is your favorite chuck norris joke?

                              During WWII The US did not drop an atomic bomb on Japan instead Chuck Norris jumped out of the plane and punched the ground.

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