Weird questions

[StrtRacer98]

Check em out, see if you can answer them!
They are for my class..

Selective Interpretation?.. Yeah

1. How many four cent stamps in a dozen?

2.How many birthdays does the average person have?

3.Some months have 30 days, some have 31; how many have 28?

4.Is it legal in the United States for a man to marry his widow's sister?

5.I have in my hand 2 US coins that total 55 cents in value. One is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

6.Do they have a 4th Of July in England?

7.How many animals of each species did moses take on the ark with him?
A. Noah????????

8.If you had only one match, and entered a room with a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a candle, which would you lite first?

9. A woman gave a beggar Fifty cents. The woman is the begger's sister, but the beggar is not the womans brother. how can this be?

10.Why can't a man living in winston-salem NC be buried west of the Mississippi ?

11.How far can A dog run into the woods?

12. A rooster (facing north) lays an egg on a pointed roof. Which side would it roll down?
A. Roosters dont lay eggs???






WTF?

[HokieBird]

Re: Weird questions

1. 12
2. 1
3. 12
4. yes
5. 50 cent piece and the other is a nickel
6. yes
7. 0
8. match
9. sister
10. he is still alive, but you can still bury him technically
11. don't get this one
12. roosters don't lay eggs

[tmurph01]

Re: Weird questions

1. 12 stamps in a dozen
2. 1 a year
3. all of them have 28
4. if it's his widow..he's dead
5. hmmm....
6. yes..but its not a holiday
7. Noah had the ark
8. the match
9. hmmm....
10. ecause he's living
11. as far as you can throw the stick
12. chickens lay eggs

[StrtRacer98]

Re: Weird questions

5. is NOT a nickel....

[huggercamaro99]

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1. 12
2. 1
3. 12
4. No, because he is dead
5. 50 cent peice and a nickel (only one is not a nickel)
6. Yes, on July 4th
7. None, it was noah's ark
8. The match
9. Sisters
10. He's not dead
11. Half way, because then he will be running out of the woods.
12. Rooster's don't lay eggs

[TheGr8Schlotzky]

Re: Weird questions

huggercamaro got them all i think. I'm glad i didn't post before i read the others responses because even though i got most of them right, i didn't catch some things and probably would have looked stupid..

that "one is not a nickel" got me haha

[Earnhardt132000]

Re: Weird questions

That nickel one was on Scrubs... greatest show ever.

[Niko97RS]

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scrubs sucks, i hate that show

[Earnhardt132000]

Re: Weird questions

Are you in depression or something? Or is it just that time of month?

[StrtRacer98]

Re: Weird questions

Are you in depression or something? Or is it just that time of month?

Niko is just a whiney b!tch all the time.... Don't pay attention to his babbling

[Camarorulz]

Re: Weird questions

1. 12
2. 1
3. 12
4. It's not illegal, just impossible.
5. Fifty cent piece and a nickel.
6. yes
7. None, it was Noah's ark.
8. the match.
9. they're both women.
10. Because he's still living.
11. as far as the woods go....?
12. roosters don't lay eggs.

[josh98bird]

Re: Weird questions

1. 12
2. 1
3. 12
4. impossible
5. 50 cent piece and nickel
6. yes
7. None
8. the match
9. its her sister
10. because he's not dead
11. as far as it wants
12. Roosters don't lay eggs

[RadRacer]

Re: Weird questions

Check em out, see if you can answer them!
They are for my class..

Selective Interpretation?.. Yeah

1. How many four cent stamps in a dozen? 12

2.How many birthdays does the average person have? 1 a year

3.Some months have 30 days, some have 31; how many have 28? 12

4.Is it legal in the United States for a man to marry his widow's sister? not sure since he's dead

5.I have in my hand 2 US coins that total 55 cents in value. One is not a nickel. What are the two coins? $.50 and $.05

6.Do they have a 4th Of July in England? yep, but it's probably not a holiday

7.How many animals of each species did moses take on the ark with him?
none

8.If you had only one match, and entered a room with a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a candle, which would you lite first? the match

9. A woman gave a beggar Fifty cents. The woman is the begger's sister, but the beggar is not the womans brother. how can this be? the begger's the woman's sister

10.Why can't a man living in winston-salem NC be buried west of the Mississippi ? cuz he's alive

11.How far can A dog run into the woods? to the other side

12. A rooster (facing north) lays an egg on a pointed roof. Which side would it roll down?
It wouldn't since hens lay the eggs






WTF?

How'd I do?

[huggercamaro99]

Re: Weird questions

For the answer key, see my previous post.

[TheGr8Schlotzky]

Re: Weird questions

For the answer key, see my previous post.

you seem to be the only one to get the dog in the woods one right.