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    WHO IS JACK SCHITT

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
    fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
    Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
    Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
    were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

    Sincerely,
    Crock O. Schitt
    WAWA-A-HOLIC


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    Very clever, amazing someone has time to come up with these things. It's either a lot of pot or beer.
    Let's flip a coin. Heads I get tail, Tails I get head.

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    • #3
      Re: jack schitt

      Haha, thats pretty good.


      Originally posted by SSMOWS6
      i mean, you can always fly wes out there and since he's a tool sometimes, fashion him into a plow for the maro
      R.I.P. '07 Pats
      Still... 18-1 > 1 and done

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      • #4
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        hah nice
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        • #5
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          Originally posted by youngsc
          Very clever, amazing someone has time to come up with these things. It's either a lot of pot or beer.

          I'm going with a lot of pot...

          nonetheless pretty funny :)

          "Money can't buy me happiness, but I'm happiest when I can buy what I want"
          05' CTS-V
          00' Camaro - SOLD :(

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          • #6
            Re: jack schitt

            LOL...that's very creative.

            1998 Firebird . 1989 Firebird XS . 1986 Fiero GT

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            • #7
              Re: jack schitt

              Heh

              I had that on a shirt back in middle school. It got alot of attention and laughs until one teacher thought it was "inappropriate" and sent me to the office.... then it got alot of attention and laughs from the folks in the office

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              • #8
                Re: jack schitt

                hahaha nicee
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