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    Brian Conant stood alongside his fellow National Guardsmen during a training session about eight years ago in Hawaii. He was wearing a heavy chemical warfare suit lined with charcoal.

    "Any time I expelled gas in the suit, I realized nobody could smell it," Conant, 48, says. "It was amazing."

    According to the American College of Gastroenterology, 58 million Americans suffer from one or more medical disorders that cause excessive gas. To treat it, doctors usually recommend a change in diet. Sometimes they recommend medication, such as Gas-X or Bean-O, which alters the bacteria that may be causing the foul odor. But with Conant's invention, the Flatulence Deodorizer, also known as Flat-D, there is an alternative way to limit the embarrassment.

    The long, narrow washable pad, lined thinly with charcoal, absorbs chemicals, including hydrogen sulfide, a byproduct of the bacteria that causes odorous gas. The pad, at $12.95, curves with the contour of the body, and one size fits most.

    For those who fall outside the "most" category, Conant has developed the "overpad," partly due to the increasing number of phone calls from those who have just undergone gastric bypass surgery. "Can you guess our best month?" asks marketing director Frank Morosky. "January, because people have made New Year's resolutions to eat healthier. And, it turns out, healthy foods like broccoli, beans and whole grains cause gas."

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features...,4353197.story
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    Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

    So you have to wear a charcoal coated anal bum cover to stop from smelling bad? No thanks. Let them smell my wrath!!


    Originally posted by SSMOWS6
    i mean, you can always fly wes out there and since he's a tool sometimes, fashion him into a plow for the maro
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    • #3
      Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

      Farting is a good way to get a cheap laugh. Especially in other peoples cars with friends riding. First the sound (the best is with the leather seats), everyone laughs, then the smell, then you're the only one still laughing.
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      • #4
        Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

        I say rip it, and be proud!

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        • #5
          Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

          Originally posted by huggercamaro99
          Farting is a good way to get a cheap laugh. Especially in other peoples cars with friends riding. First the sound (the best is with the leather seats), everyone laughs, then the smell, then you're the only one still laughing.
          Hell yes! :banana:

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          • #6
            Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

            Originally posted by huggercamaro99
            Farting is a good way to get a cheap laugh. Especially in other peoples cars with friends riding. First the sound (the best is with the leather seats), everyone laughs, then the smell, then you're the only one still laughing.
            I hate people like you...
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            • #7
              Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

              no, the best sound was on the aluminum bleachers at the pool. What ever happened to the manpon? just shove it up there, and everytime one rips, you get the aromatic smell of potpourri-a$$
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              • #8
                Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

                Originally posted by Everglades W68
                "Any time I expelled gas in the suit, I realized nobody could smell it," Conant, 48, says. "It was amazing."
                Maybe it was the gas masks the others were wearing?

                Nothing like marinating in your own stench.

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                • #9
                  Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

                  I was gonna say December for the month, nothing like ripping one in front of the whole family at a christmas party...

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                  • #10
                    Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

                    Originally posted by 3.4 slow to go
                    What ever happened to the manpon? just shove it up there, and everytime one rips, you get the aromatic smell of potpourri-a$$

                    Most guys doesn't like to shove anything up there a$$es ...... maybe you do ;) ?



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                    • #11
                      Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

                      wow you gonna take that nate dogg??

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                      • #12
                        Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

                        Originally posted by flyfrito_SS
                        I say rip it, and be proud!
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                        • #13
                          Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

                          Originally posted by StiLlsMoKiN875
                          wow you gonna take that nate dogg??
                          1 g, thankyou.

                          no, I gonna leave it. It's notcool to be hit onlike that, especially when homie don't play that.
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                          • #14
                            Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

                            Originally posted by 3.4 slow to go
                            1 g, thankyou.

                            no, I gonna leave it. It's notcool to be hit onlike that, especially when homie don't play that.
                            lol BURN!! homie don't play like dat, good one, I was wondering when you were gonna come around to this thread again...

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                            • #15
                              Re: OK! Now we're making progress! Flatulence deodorizer

                              Originally posted by huggercamaro99
                              Farting is a good way to get a cheap laugh. Especially in other peoples cars with friends riding. First the sound (the best is with the leather seats), everyone laughs, then the smell, then you're the only one still laughing.
                              For things like this always remember, when your friends say, "Maybe we should roll the windows up" don't trust them at all and leave them b!tches down.

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