true fact about chuck norris

[Oi Bird V8]

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Bad thing is, half the time, its incorrigible.

thats ok:banana:

[12secondv6]

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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

[Evil Red Demon]

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.


On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

And lastly my personal favorite:

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

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As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

LMAO!!!!! ^^^^^^^^

[Black98Fivespeed]

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As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

LMAO!!!!! ^^^^^^^^

ROLFLMFAO!!!! (I win)

[nightrider2]

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Chuck norris can only do commercials now because I round house kicked him and stole his soul.

[Fbody3400]

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Chuck norris can only do commercials now because I round house kicked him and stole his soul.

FAIL.

[nightrider2]

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haha...He's old and washed up. WTF is so awesome about chuck norris?

[Fbody3400]

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haha...He's old and washed up. WTF is so awesome about chuck norris?

If you were to look on the first page, I was against this thread from the beginning. Chuck norris jokes are old as **** now.

BTW, it was your joke that Failed.

[RadRacer]

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Chuck Norris round-house kicked the north pole; ever since, the world has been tilted.

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

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ROLFLMFAO!!!! (I win)

Oh reallY ???!!!! sounds like a challenege to me well

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

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Chuck Norris round-house kicked the north pole; ever since, the world has been tilted.

LMAO wow .....

Okay I got one

Chuck norris round house kicked a mountain bear so hard that the bear flew all the way to the north pole and knocked all the color out of its fur.


That one isnt so good ..... any votes for yes??

EDIT!!!

One about me and my disability

Chuck norris round house kicked me once, made me walk normal and then the wind from the kick came back and made crippled again! :( DAMMIT!!

[Camaro Dom]

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most kids can piss their name in the snow...
Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

also, Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

and lastly: There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

[1999Spectre]

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Ok, this is a correction of the pushup joke.... Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups, he does World Downs

[tmon930]

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.