true fact about chuck norris

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

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Ok, this is a correction of the pushup joke.... Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups, he does World Downs

Yeah I knew it was somethin other than world downs, I just couldn't remember it

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

........ Need I say more?

[RadRacer]

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I'm gonna go to McDonald's tomorrow and ask if they can Chucksize my meal :D

[vanbibber]

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LMAO wow .....


One about me and my disability

Chuck norris round house kicked me once, made me walk normal and then the wind from the kick came back and made crippled again! :( DAMMIT!!

LOL that is so messed up BAD CHUCK BAD! :spank:

[homedog119]

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Chuck Norris was having sex in the back of an 18 wheeler and a little bit of sperm fell onto the seat and the truck gave birth to a baby which we now know as Optimus Prime

[firebirdgoddess9]

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[3.4orNothing]

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chuck doesnt wash his mouth,the germs are so scared of his roundhouse kick,so they clean his teeth for him.

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

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LOL that is so messed up BAD CHUCK BAD! :spank:

LMAO You should be proud of yourself, you just spanked chuck norris

[12secondv6]

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haha...He's old and washed up. WTF is so awesome about chuck norris?

Chuck Norris is soooooooo under your bed........gonna round house kick you...... and steal your soul.

Nice knowing you :wavey:

[tmon930]

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one of the republican candidates solution to illegal immigration is... Chuck Norris.