true fact about chuck norris

[1999Spectre]

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
also, i found this out:
Chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris.

i just wanted to share these facts to some of you who never knew.
;)

[Blip55]

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Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

[josh98bird]

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WOw oldies :poke:

Behind Chuck Norris's beard isn't a chin, but another fist.

[1999Spectre]

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i know, but i just saw the chuck norris mtn dew comersial <-how the FU$% do you spell that?!? and i started laughing my @$$ off

[Blip55]

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Chuck Norris beat Lance Armstrong in a who has the most balls contest, he won by 3.


commercial* :D

[TheGr8Schlotzky]

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"commercial"

[Sean_99_3.8]

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Haha

[gugdathug3]

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"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever".

[Camaro Dom]

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Chuck Norris is suing Burger King right now...
They wouldn't serve him a Whopper wrapped in barbed wire, even tho he insisted it WAS "his way"

[Disruptore4]

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Chuck Norris went to Wendy's, ordered a Big Mac, and got it...

[Black98Fivespeed]

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The bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[Blip55]

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^ lmao chuck norris and friends!!!

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

[98StealthBird]

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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away

The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

[vanbibber]

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chuck norris is a douchebag and his beard knows it

[FadeToBlak121]

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chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did.