'Xmas Jokes

[RadRacer]

What are some good jokes for the "Xmas" Holiday?

Here's one that I've always liked:

Why's Santa a pimp?
'Cause he has so many Ho, Ho, Hos.

[UDLOSE98]

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here's one of my favorites........

Bibby sucks.

[rt1]

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I like to call it ChristX. As to not X out the baby Jesus.

Rob

[josh98bird]

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here's one of my favorites........

Bibby sucks.

[TealV6]

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here's one of my favorites........

Bibby sucks.

BEST EVAR!! :cool:

[UDLOSE98]

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BEST EVAR!! :cool:

its one that gets you everytime.

[TheGr8Schlotzky]

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anyone else see the christmas futurama last night?

[RadRacer]

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One where Santa tried to kill Fry and Lela? If so, it's an old one.

[TheGr8Schlotzky]

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.


Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

[UDLOSE98]

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.


Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

gotta admit those are pretty good.

[tmon930]

Re: 'Xmas Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.


Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.