Joke of the day .....

[kala]

A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs

someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The

bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it

would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he's not married.. The nun says she also has

to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the as$. The bus driver agrees again and being the

only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. When they were

done and he had resumed driving the bus driver said, Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm

married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My

name is Dave and I'm on my way to a costume party."



:)

[LETZRIDE]

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haha...o man thats gross

[Niko97RS]

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[99BlackW68]

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nnnoooooooo....................

[RyanAndyBob]

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:rant::rant:

[tmon930]

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wow. that was a little funny.

[Sean_99_3.8]

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I just threw up a little

[ViperRider]

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Awww man

I got one

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a medium-sized gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

[mobilelectronics]

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hahah funny guys

[94kah-mer-oh]

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My name is Dave and I'm on my way to a costume party."

:)

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO...N O

[DaBird19]

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the first joke was nasty, but the second was great.

[firebird19_99]

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classic

[vanbibber]

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pwnnnd

[SpeedingFirebird]

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A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs

someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The

bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it

would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he's not married.. The nun says she also has

to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the as$. The bus driver agrees again and being the

only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. When they were

done and he had resumed driving the bus driver said, Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm

married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My

name is VANBIBBER and I'm on my way to a costume party."



:)

fixed. :poke:

[SilverRS96]

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fixed. :poke:

hahahahaha bib does like that stuff...i mean his LT does hiim in the butt all the time