its like I have 3 children!

[stevethepirate]

Re: its like I have 3 children!

If I KNOW im that drunk, I grab a pillow, and sleep on the bathroom floor. Ive done it alot.

psh, pillows are overrated. I use the porcelain princess as a pillow.
I do love sleeping in the bathroom though. It hasnt happened recently, but at the beginning of the year i was drinking myself silly. people would come in and ask if i was ok, and i would get mad at them for waking me up!

[Mogobs30th]

Re: its like I have 3 children!

psh, pillows are overrated. I use the porcelain princess as a pillow.
I do love sleeping in the bathroom though. It hasnt happened recently, but at the beginning of the year i was drinking myself silly. people would come in and ask if i was ok, and i would get mad at them for waking me up!

Im 27, I want a pillow. I have good old DOWN pillows, not that ****ty cotton crap. I want my pillow.

[vanbibber]

Re: its like I have 3 children!

at this thread.

[vanbibber]

Re: its like I have 3 children!

Most women require a certain amount of maintenance... drunk or no.

quoted for the damn truth

[metallica_mikeg]

Re: its like I have 3 children!

answer c: leave her in the driveway

[Archer]

Re: its like I have 3 children!

lol, tho leaving her out in the driveway was an option, I would have to move her in the morning so I would hit her backing my co. truck up. lol

So I ended up leaving her in the living room, while I got the greatest sleep a man could ask for in 1 night. So good I was late for work.

She was a lil ****ty I left her in the livingroom, but I should of left her in the front yrd. SHE DID THROW UP IN MY CAR!

NO she doesnt drink alot, but when she does drink, she doesnt know when to stop.

And no sex when she is passed out, that would of the ****tiest thing to do, 1) I wouldnt get sleep, 2) she was raped that way, (reason why she doesnt go out and drink).... Besides I told her trying to undress her with the dead weight, after a few mins, I would of lost intrest anyways.

But she is fine, I left her in the livingroom when I went to work too, she woke up, wondered why she wasnt in the bedroom, took a shower and went on with her day. Crazy enough she rememebers most of what happened the night prior.

Now she wants to go with the girls to a stripclub for men.. I dont know, you girls out there are just weird.. Though I would love to go with her, I have a Damage investigation meeting @ 7:45am in akron, which is about a 2 hour drive.. DAMN IT!. lol

Thanks for th e votes guys! whoever said take her to the bedroom are either women, or whipped! lol

Love, Peace, and chicken grease!
Archer