Whats up with these avatar things.

[3.4 slow to go]

Re: Whats up with these avatar things.

That's were all the naughty stuff goes down. :naughty:

you only get to have them if you have sex with an admin or mod

admins/mods get have sex w/themsleves to ge the avatars. err, wait, that's info only availabel inthe secret forum
:cool:

[Bonemaro]

Re: Whats up with these avatar things.

admins/mods get have sex w/themsleves to ge the avatars. err, wait, that's info only availabel inthe secret forum
:cool:

Dude... Shhhhhhh! You're giving away all the juicy stuff.

[josh98bird]

Re: Whats up with these avatar things.

Ban Himmmm!!!!

[3800SoloWing]

Re: Whats up with these avatar things.

Do we need this again?

Bancannon?

One of our engineers, Graham, is testing some new animation tech and techniques (for various future projects) and decided to mess around with some of the models from Halo 3. Naturally, when testing kinematics and
physics for human bodies, the best and most convenient test scenario is an elaborately cruel Human Pach1nko Parlor.

For no sensible reason that I can figure, the Halo 3 version of Master Chief relaxes in a comfy lounger, while adjusting the trajectory of a prone, some might say sleeping Sergeant Johnson. A nifty handbrake-style ejection mechanism launches the Sarge skyward at a towering wall of Pach1nko-style pegs. Now we get to watch as the body tumbles and bounces through the warren of pegs and pins.

Naturally, since we make games here and not just absurdly complex death-machines, Graham, whose diabolical device this is, added a scoring system, with exploding buckets at the bottom. Ideally, you should aim to tumble the Sarge into a 300 point bucket (which then erupts with terrifying celebratory violence).

The “test” actually keeps score and is now unofficially known as Mancannon Pach1nko Horror.


Step 1: Find a comfy chair



Step 2: Pull lever and launch



Step 3: ???



Step 4: Profit



Sadly, this has no redeeming qualities and probably wouldn't pass ESRB certification anyway. So it will forever remain an internal "tool."

[firebird19_99]

Re: Whats up with these avatar things.

Dude... Shhhhhhh! You're giving away all the juicy stuff.

lol maybe i will pay the 10 bucks.lol if i had a bank account......secret stuff huh, hmmmmmmmmm.......

[Byrd14]

Re: Whats up with these avatar things.

Plus access to the Super Dooper Secret Member's Only Section ooooweeeoooooo

howcome i dont know anything bout this...

[deftons56]

Re: Whats up with these avatar things.

noob? :)

ive been a member for like a week and already saw it.