Ask a Grocery Store Emlployee anything...

[josh98bird]

Got this idea from another board... so ask away. Please keep question directly to grocery stores and grocery store employees.

[Taheen]

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What do you do there?

[94kah-mer-oh]

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how many rats do you find on average in food crates a month if any

[josh98bird]

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What do you do there?

I stock bread, dairy, frozen, and any displays needed. Plus I do ordering, customer care, and operating power jack in the back of the store

how many rats do you find on average in food crates a month if any

I have found zero rats inside food crates in the 5 years I have been employed with the company. I have found one roach about 4 inches long! It was inside a box that had paper plates in it. We had a small mouse problem for a short period of time. He was eating the bread and sampling special brand breads and leaving the cheap stuff alone. I caught him with a mouse trap and peanut butter. We haven't seen any since! (knock on wood) Before we caught him, we noticed he was on the sales floor and we chased him into the back where he attempted to jump onto the store manager (she jumped 10 feet high). We have also found tropical lizards and frogs when certain plants and floral orders come in.

[Bird_Of_Prey]

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How much do you steal in an average shift?

[josh98bird]

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How much do you steal in an average shift?

I usually snack on anything that is left where it doesn't belong. Sometimes some cookies or chips are found out of place and employees throw it out of the way. If "out of the way" happens to be in the back or near the break room then we snack a bit and scan the rest out as damage or reclaim. I wouldn't say every shift, more like 1-2 products a week.

[Bird_Of_Prey]

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How many cashiers are you currently boning there?

[Mogobs30th]

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How many cashiers are you currently boning there?

I can answer that one, that number is currently 0. He is a virgin.

[josh98bird]

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How many cashiers are you currently boning there?

Zero at this store and 1 at my last store ( currently my gf now :D )

I did, however, bang the pharmacy chick at a party when I first started in college. One of the co-managers tried to get with me last year, but I couldn't bare. How do you tell your gf that you got fired for phuckin in the dairy cooler?

[josh98bird]

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I can answer that one, that number is currently 0. He is a virgin.

That is not a question sir! You=Fail

[ironranger]

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ohh god has he donated any DNA?

[Mogobs30th]

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That is not a question sir! You=Fail

Are you gay?

[josh98bird]

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Are you gay?

No... are you?

[ironranger]

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and the plot thickens

[josh98bird]

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and the plot thickens

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