This is the funniest story I think I've ever heard...

[Firebirdkid96]

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yes, ib4tl!

[v6mOtOrhEAdftOp]

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you weigh your crap?

now ive heard EVERYTHING

I tried to get into Guinness book of world records. Needless to say, they never responded. I even offered to take a poop on the set :)

[v6mOtOrhEAdftOp]

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oh btw bib, I'm coming over to break in your toilet ;)

[Firebirdkid96]

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woww.

[nascar24jd]

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OMG. Way too funny.

[Fbody3400]

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roflmao that has to be extremely funny, especially sicne I have a rectal problem myself (I usually don't take a crap for 6-9 days). It's stemmed from where my walls collapsed when I was 8. Oh well it sucks to take poops that are monsters (biggest one I've ever taken hung out fo the toilet and weighed 3.72 pounds). I'm just glad this didn't happen to me, but I feel for the guy

Note to self: this person is a weirdo.

[Firebirdkid96]

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Note to self: this person is a weirdo.

Come on man, you don't say things like that about other people's health problems. It's not like we can control conditions like that.

Saying things like that are what make threads get locked in the first place.

you're the weirdo for being enough of an a**hole to come out and say that.

[vanbibber]

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oh btw bib, I'm coming over to break in your toilet ;)

lol. trust me rob, my crapper is broken in 5-6 times a day.

[Archer]

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thats deff a night she'll remember.. Friends will ask her about her first time, and she'll LIE through her teeth! hahaha, that sucks...

That just shows, kids shouldnt have sex, Sh!t, literally happens! hahahaha My girl would kill my ***..

[Kleenax]

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lol this story is both funny and disgusting

[Shad0wguy]

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Anyone but me think of that South Park episode after reading this story?

[FirebirdPhil]

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Anyone but me think of that South Park episode after reading this story?

I'm guilty also lol.

[pace2006]

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Wow... don't even want to imagine the embarrassment.

[Fbody3400]

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Come on man, you don't say things like that about other people's health problems. It's not like we can control conditions like that.

Saying things like that are what make threads get locked in the first place.

you're the weirdo for being enough of an a**hole to come out and say that.

Shut the hell up you little baby.

I'm not the person who posted about my health problems on a public forum. I'm not the one spreading the word about the size of my ****. As if calling somebody a weirdo in a 'public-note-to-self' is that mean. Jesus ****ing christ.

[Firebirdkid96]

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man am i quakin in my boots boys he called me a baby