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    A SEXY YOUNG LADY walks into a New York City Bank and asks for the loan officer.She says she is going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says he will need some kind of security for the loan, so the lady hands over the keys to a brand new Porsche parked out the front of the bank.With the title and paper work all checked out, the bank agrees to accept the car as security for the loan.The loan officer drives the new Porsche into the bank's underground garage and park's it there.Two week's later the lady returns, repays the $5,000's she loaned, and $15.40 interest that accumulated. The loan officer approaches the lady and says "We here at the bank are very happy that this transaction has worked out,.. , but while you were away, I checked you out, and I'm a little puzzled. I found out that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles me is why you would bother to borrow $5,000.The lady replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for 15 buck?"

    (haha i thought it was funny)
    Last edited by gugdathug3; 07-07-2008, 02:19 PM.

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    Re: car joke

    I call :bs: due to blonde reference.

    good anyway :tup:
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    • #3
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      didn't to say it was a blonde. but a good joke none-the-less!

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      • #4
        Re: car joke

        ive heard that joke but with a guy and a ferrari

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        • #5
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          what does warcraft have to do with it?

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by vanbibber View Post
            what does warcraft have to do with it?
            i'm wondering the same thing.

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            • #7
              Re: car joke

              hes saying that online computer money is fake but she actually has quite a hefty net worth. i get it buts its a very bad analogy

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              • #8
                Re: car joke

                Originally posted by vanbibber View Post
                what does warcraft have to do with it?
                x3...

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                • #9
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                  World of Warcraft = WoW. Since it's "WoW gold", it's just for show, and has no value at all in life. Should have been left out IMO.
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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by RadRacer View Post
                    World of Warcraft = WoW. Since it's "WoW gold", it's just for show, and has no value at all in life. Should have been left out IMO.
                    huh? now im all sorts of confused

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by RadRacer View Post
                      World of Warcraft = WoW. Since it's "WoW gold", it's just for show, and has no value at all in life. Should have been left out IMO.
                      Tell that to chinese gold farmers. They're getting rich off that fake money.
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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by tmon930 View Post
                        didn't to say it was a blonde. but a good joke none-the-less!
                        Originally posted by GUGDATHUG3
                        A blonde walks into a New York City Bank
                        :wavey:

                        WoW is unimportant, and should've been ignored when resolving this word problem
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                        • #13
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                          A blonde wouldn't be smart enough to come up with that. :)

                          I, too, was confused by Wow.


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                          • #14
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                            WAWA-A-HOLIC

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                            • #15
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                              wow....whoops. edited.

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