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so my pager just started to go off. i check it out and it said that i have a call on park one. so i pick it up
"hi this is kristen"
"hey,kristine it's me"
"hi"
Now i have no idea how this is. i was just being nice. and people call me kristen, kris, kristine, krista, krisy etc. and i always answer to it.
so i keep going
"how are you"
"you got a second for your loving husband"
now i'm like what the heck...this isn't shaun. then i finally figured out that it's my bosses husband. her name is kristine. now she and i always play jokes on one another so i decided to keep it going
"sure whats up luv"(said very fast)
"just wanted to call you in the middle of the day and tell you that i know i'm too far for a mid day booty call, but just wanted to let you know that i'm horny as anything and captin bob is saluting your pictures."
NOW I'M CRACKING UP SO HARD. but couldn't let him hear it. everyone is laughing at me cause they know what is going on cause i was writing notes on papers.
"REALLY?"
"you just wait. i'm going to have your walking funny for a week."
"ummmmmhmmmmmmmm"
"you want that?"
now at this point i didn't want to say ne thing cause i knew that he would finally notice that my voice isn't kristines. so i started to walk to her office while i was on the phone. and i took the note the writing and i put it on her desk. i was purple from laughing and keeping it in. she read it and started cracking up. so i gave her the phone. and this is all i hear
"hey babe, don't mean to change the subject....you know kristen.....yeah the tiny chick from happy hour.......(she's laughing so hard at this point) you just tried to have phone sex with her. ok babe well i'll talk to you later. here's kristen"
"hello"
"OMG KRISTEN YOU DIDN'T STOP ME, YOU LET ME RAMBLE, AND MADE ME LOOK LIKE A IDIOT. i bow down to you!"
"just as long as its you bowing and not captin bob saluting we'll be fine..."
"OMG"
CLICK
he hung up.
we can't stop laughing. can't wait to see what she works up to get me back for his one!
"hi this is kristen"
"hey,kristine it's me"
"hi"
Now i have no idea how this is. i was just being nice. and people call me kristen, kris, kristine, krista, krisy etc. and i always answer to it.
so i keep going
"how are you"
"you got a second for your loving husband"
now i'm like what the heck...this isn't shaun. then i finally figured out that it's my bosses husband. her name is kristine. now she and i always play jokes on one another so i decided to keep it going
"sure whats up luv"(said very fast)
"just wanted to call you in the middle of the day and tell you that i know i'm too far for a mid day booty call, but just wanted to let you know that i'm horny as anything and captin bob is saluting your pictures."
NOW I'M CRACKING UP SO HARD. but couldn't let him hear it. everyone is laughing at me cause they know what is going on cause i was writing notes on papers.
"REALLY?"
"you just wait. i'm going to have your walking funny for a week."
"ummmmmhmmmmmmmm"
"you want that?"
now at this point i didn't want to say ne thing cause i knew that he would finally notice that my voice isn't kristines. so i started to walk to her office while i was on the phone. and i took the note the writing and i put it on her desk. i was purple from laughing and keeping it in. she read it and started cracking up. so i gave her the phone. and this is all i hear
"hey babe, don't mean to change the subject....you know kristen.....yeah the tiny chick from happy hour.......(she's laughing so hard at this point) you just tried to have phone sex with her. ok babe well i'll talk to you later. here's kristen"
"hello"
"OMG KRISTEN YOU DIDN'T STOP ME, YOU LET ME RAMBLE, AND MADE ME LOOK LIKE A IDIOT. i bow down to you!"
"just as long as its you bowing and not captin bob saluting we'll be fine..."
"OMG"
CLICK
he hung up.
we can't stop laughing. can't wait to see what she works up to get me back for his one!
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