Let's hear those funny Blonde jokes

[Mighty Thor]

Blondes……………………………

> Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
> double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
> contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
> been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
>
> Helllooooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
> automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking
> sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows
> would pay for themselves!
>
> Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him.
>
> There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
> hung-up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
>
> I bet he felt like an idiot.

[stevethepirate]

Re: Let's hear those funny Blonde jokes

Good one!

This ones kinda R-rated. Just telling it how I remember it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into an elevator in their apartment. There was a white, gooey substance on the floor of the elevator. The brunette got down, looked at it closely and said "well... it sure does look like cum!" The redhead then knelt down and touched it, she proclaimed "definitely feels like cum!" The blonde then dipped her finger in it and tasted it, to which she said "its no one from our building!"