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    Each Fall, I teach a junior level course at a state university. This year, I'm thinking of beginning the class by walking in and quoting Severus Snape:

    "I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death -- if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."

    That'll get things going on the right foot...
    I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

    2008 Saturn Sky Red Line - Midnight Blue

    Pewter Mafia - 2000 Firebird - SOLD
    CENTRAL FLORIDA KNIGHTS!!!!!!!
    FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES !!!!!!!

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    Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

    My god.
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    2008 Chevrolet Silverado LT Crew Cab 4x4

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    • #3
      Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

      just walk in and quote major paine, "alright you maggots!!!"
      Team NoVa

      2000 Firebird- Intake, Pacesetters, !cat, full 2.5 to flowcrapster, 1.9 rockers, LS6 springs and Intense modded retainers, WS6 speedlines, T/A bumpers and hatch, 5 spd swapped, SOON TO BE nitrous'd and cammed.

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      • #4
        Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

        Just had my first day as a freshman (Clarkson University)

        Classes seem alright, just gotta keep an eye out on physics.

        And I have a proficiency exam for Calc I gotta get a 90% or higher for the class to even count as credit.

        Have fun! Good luck

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          Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

          Originally posted by flamingchicken View Post
          just walk in and quote major paine, "alright you maggots!!!"
          That would work. :stp:

          This is a class that weeds students out of the major. I am beginning with the maximum, 40 students. I'm guessing 3 or 4 will drop after tomorrow night and by the end of the semester, we'll be down to less than 25.

          I try to be very candid with them in the first class: This is a hard class, hours of reading, practice and repetition are required, no grade curves, exams are very difficult, etc, etc, etc. The bottom line is that if a student cannot make it in this class, they are not going to be successful in the rest of the classes in this major.
          I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

          2008 Saturn Sky Red Line - Midnight Blue

          Pewter Mafia - 2000 Firebird - SOLD
          CENTRAL FLORIDA KNIGHTS!!!!!!!
          FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES !!!!!!!

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          • #6
            Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

            wow, you must be a fart smeller....i mean smart feller! lol, what class is it?? i know you already said it inthat other thread...
            Team NoVa

            2000 Firebird- Intake, Pacesetters, !cat, full 2.5 to flowcrapster, 1.9 rockers, LS6 springs and Intense modded retainers, WS6 speedlines, T/A bumpers and hatch, 5 spd swapped, SOON TO BE nitrous'd and cammed.

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            • #7
              Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

              nahhhh...just walk in and say...i'm part of the pewter mafia....f with me....and you'll be sorweee
              WAWA-A-HOLIC

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              • #8
                Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

                what do you teach?
                *Matt


                Old people shouldnt use the internet.

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                • #9
                  Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

                  walk in...rip a loud a$s fart and just stand there waiting for someone to say something

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                  • #10
                    Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

                    I smell a fart. Who done it?
                    Leonard
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                      Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

                      "whoever smelt it delt it" < / 12 y.o. voice >
                      *Matt


                      Old people shouldnt use the internet.

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                      • #12
                        Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

                        I just had my 2nd day of classes... senior year baby. I might have to start thinking about a masters, I'm not ready to be done!
                        2002 SOM Camaro- Sold
                        2006 S60- Sold
                        2000 Cherokee- The desert whip

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                        • #13
                          Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

                          Just walk in and say, in a very retardish voice: "I HAVE A FIREBIRD!"

                          and then just go on camarov6.com in class and teach them about f-bodies.

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                          • #14
                            Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

                            ive got a jar of dirt!!!
                            Team NoVa

                            2000 Firebird- Intake, Pacesetters, !cat, full 2.5 to flowcrapster, 1.9 rockers, LS6 springs and Intense modded retainers, WS6 speedlines, T/A bumpers and hatch, 5 spd swapped, SOON TO BE nitrous'd and cammed.

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                            • #15
                              Re: First day of college class tomorrow (I'm the prof)

                              senior year of college here as well...definately going to be the hardest. along with steve i too am wondering if i will go do my masters
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