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    Ok so i'm sitting at my apartment after a very intense hockey game pondering the best way to heal a bruised calf muscle. I was playing defense and i blocked a slapshot from one of the heavy shooters in my league with the back of my calf. Looking around I spied a tube of Icy-Hot my roommate had. I applied a generous amount to my leg and relished in the feeling of tingling on my tender muscle. However in my bliss i forgot to wash my hands of the icy hot and fifteen minutes later i suddenly felt the call of nature. As i'm coming back from the bathroom, i start to feel a slight tingling from muscles that SHOULD NOT be tingling. This turns into severe heat and elicits some very interesting impromptu dance moves around the living room from yours truly. The moral of the story is:

    Wash Icy hot off of your hands if you have to pee!!!!!!

    [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]


    MODS SORRY...thought i was in lounge when i posted...please move. [img]graemlins/dunce.gif[/img]

    [ January 13, 2004: Message edited by: MississippiMaro ]</p>
    1993 Camaro 3.4L A4 many mods comin for 2004<br /><br />\"The last thing I wanted was to get in a fight in Jackson, Mississippi on a Saturday night\"

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    moron [img]smile.gif[/img]

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      [img]graemlins/slap.gif[/img]
      <b>2000 NBM Pontiac Firebird</b><br />3800GT Performance Package<br /><br />Intake, Magnaflow Cat, Flowmaster Cat-Back

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        LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
        \"I\'m going to torment you beyond the end of time, and hit you with a steamroller!\"

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          But don't you have to rub it on for it to work right?
          What were you really doing in the bathroom?!?!
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          <b><a href=\"http://members.cox.net/95batmobile/d86f.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Sinister Six©</b></a><br /><a href=\"http://www.sounddomain.com/id/95batmobile\" target=\"_blank\">My \'95 Bird</a><br />I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.

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            There was a guy on my high school cross country team that did that. I think he lost a dare or something. Either way it was funny seeing him go up to the coach saying "coach, it burns it burns". [img]graemlins/dunce.gif[/img]
            1997 firebird<br />1987 4-Runner

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              Where did you go to school at?...I graduated from Daphne on the eastern shore
              1993 Camaro 3.4L A4 many mods comin for 2004<br /><br />\"The last thing I wanted was to get in a fight in Jackson, Mississippi on a Saturday night\"

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              • #8
                I'm guessing your asking me since i'm the closest. I actually went to Pace Hight School in Pace, FL. Its just east of Pensacola by about 5 miles. I'm going to South Alabama right now so thats why my profile says Mobile. If you know of any good tracks in the area let me know, maybe we could plan a weekend to do something.
                1997 firebird<br />1987 4-Runner

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                • #9
                  My buddy Brodie got whacked in the balls by his girlfriend unintentionally, so he gets the idea of putting Deep Cold on his sac.


                  ...bad idea. Then he asked for water to wash it off, only the water made it worse.
                  \'97 Camaro: GN Turbo w/intercooler, 3.42s w/ Auburn HD posi, Bulletproof 4L60E-HD, stage II shift kit, Vette servo, MSD Ign, K&N, Ported TB/MAF, 3\" FlowMaster, 160* thermo, HPTuners v1.6

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                  • #10
                    :rolleyes:
                    2011 Camaro LS 6M, in black.

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