Muffler bearings???

[nitetime_pr]

haha, made you look...:banana:

[pace2006]

Re: Muffler bearings???

Better get yourself a 40lb bag of sand to port your intakes with... :slap:

[Blizzard242]

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I looked. I knew it had to be a joke or some fun story, but I looked.

Ok, well here's a quick story for ya.

Way back when my brothers and I were new as hell at anything automotive.. One of them was learning about parts and ordering them for the family business. Our supervisor told him to order some muffler bearings. He called up some parts supplier and actually asked about muffler bearings. Everyone had a good laugh. I hope to do the same to someone someday. I gotta go find some headlight fluid..

[flamingchicken]

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Kyle's dictionary of fake auto parts:
Halogen fluid
Piston return springs
Valve burners
Manifold drive

those are the ones i think are funny

didnt someone post a link up to a website full of fake parts...

edit-sky hook and pipe stretcher funny aswell.

[timthescarred]

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I told my wife last year to take her car down and get winter air put in the tires. She believed me until i started laughing

[flamingchicken]

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striped can of A-I-R

[thedetailman]

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...omgosh, i reallly can not stop laughing..(WINTER AIR) manifold drive..wow. i gotts use these. as well as the rest that i did not know about.

[v6mOtOrhEAdftOp]

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pipe stretcher = penis pump?

[pintobean11]

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Just be careful you don't get that ticket from driving too slow.

[FirebirdGT]

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You're going to get hog tried with some shore line. :D

[Pewter02Camaro]

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Don't forget the Flux Capacitor!
Or the Kanuter Valve!

[3800SoloWing]

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Some Navy ones

Go fetch a bucket of steam!
Aft mail buoy watch (mail comes by air to the flight deck, so looking for a mail buoy...yah)
Get some center-line paint (the centerline of a ship is the invisable line dividing the ship in half long ways)
Look! A B1RD!!!

[flamingchicken]

Re: Muffler bearings???

Some Navy ones

Go fetch a bucket of steam!
Aft mail buoy watch (mail comes by air to the flight deck, so looking for a mail buoy...yah)
Get some center-line paint (the centerline of a ship is the invisable line dividing the ship in half long ways)
Look! A B1RD!!!

my brother was a sergeant in the marines he told me about some good ones.

Go get my some flight line (flight line is a run way/landing strip)
Go get me a long wait (goes to the parts guy, tells him what he needs, parts guy doesnt return for ten minutes)

[memphis_raines]

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If you wanna have some fun, next time you go to an auto parts store and it's obvious the person doesn't know much about cars, tell them you need some muffler bearings for a '67 Henway. When they ask "what's a henway?" tell them anywhere from 3 to 5 pounds depending on how you feed it.....

[gofastsports]

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anyone know where I can find a high lift cam for my 93 rx-7??? :slap: