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    Top 10 things not to say to Popo

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    10. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
    2002 NBM Pontiac Firebird Formula<br />Mods: stock...<br />1997 Chevy Camaro *Gone*<br />Mods:Borla,headers,Magnaflow cat, SLP intake, NOS 5175

  • #2
    ocifer I swear to drunk I'm not god

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    • #3
      Sorry officer with all those strobe lights and stickers I thought u wanted to race?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Shane:
        Sorry officer with all those strobe lights and stickers I thought u wanted to race?
        [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] lmao
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        • #5
          i figured the #1 would be: "thanks duschbag, your costing me money."

          [ September 04, 2004, 02:59 AM: Message edited by: BLLDOGG ]
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          • #6
            I sware ocifer theeres no bloood in me alkohol streem
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            • #7
              Originally posted by ka50:
              ocifer I swear to drunk I'm not god
              [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] thats just funny [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

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              • #8
                or how about Ociffer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am....

                another one is if a popo stops you and ask why you were speeding, you say I was trying to keep up with traffic, he'll then say "son there's no traffic around here" you'll say "I know, that's how far ahead they are from me."
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                • #9
                  True story (so I'm told):
                  An officer sets up a speed trap and waits. After a while, a guy goes flying past. The officer pulls him over, walks up to the car and says with a big grin "I've been waiting all day for you..." The driver's response: "I got here as fast as I could!"

                  [ September 04, 2004, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Skinny ]
                  -<i>Travis</i><br /><b>99 Trans Am, Pewter, A4</b> Forged, stalled, and cammed<br /><b>85 Buick Regal WH1 T-Type</b> It\'d be cool if it ran...<br /><b>94 Camaro 3.4, Teal, M5</b> The daily beater

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                  • #10
                    "I bet my car could take your car [img]smile.gif[/img] "

                    "Did you pull me over just because you know my car's hotter than yours?"
                    Summer:<br />1999 Black Pontiac Firebird Coupe<br />5-speed, T-Tops, Chrome Rims, TA Hatch, Reflective Decals.<br /><br />Winter:<br />2000 Silver Grand Am GT<br />Reflective Black Badge Overlays, chrome

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                    • #11
                      I'm not drunk you shilly sit.
                      -Darin<br />1991 Red Firebird A4 (stock)<br />Alchol engineers some inject it we injest it.

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